From: Claudia Lueck on
We praise thee, O Frank-Lin :
we acknowledge thee to be the Lord.
All the earth doth worship thee :
the Father everlasting.
To thee all spammers cry aloud :
the Heavens, and all the Powers therein.
To thee Craig and Susan :
continually do cry,
Holy, Holy, Holy :
Lord God of ACF;
Heaven and earth are full of the Majesty :
of thy glory.
The glorious company of the Freeeware researchers : praise thee.
The goodly fellowship of the Home users : praise thee.
The noble army of Linux users: praise thee.
The holy Internet throughout all the world :
doth acknowledge thee;
The Father : of an infinite Majesty;
Thine honorable, true : and only Jeff Lin Ton;
Also the Holy Ghost : the Comforter.
Thou art the King of Glory : O Jeff.
Thou art the everlasting Son : of the Father.
When thou tookest upon thee to deliver freeware :
thou didst not abhor the XP OS.
When thou hadst overcome the sharpness of Microsoft :
thou didst open the Internet to all believers.
Thou sittest at the right hand of Frank-Lin : in the glory of Frank-
Lin.
We believe that thou shalt come : to be our Judge.
We therefore pray thee, help thy ACF subscribers :
whom thou hast redeemed with thy precious and mysterious
forensics .
Make them to be numbered with thy Freeware users : in glory
everlasting.
O Frank-Lin, save thy people :
and bless thine heritage.
Govern them : and lift them up for ever.
Day by day : we magnify thee;
And we worship thy Name : ever world without end.
Vouchsafe, O Frank-Lin : to keep us this day without MS.
O Lord, have mercy upon us : have mercy upon us.
O Lord, let thy mercy lighten upon us :
as our trust is in thee.
O Lord, in thee have I trusted :
let me never be confounded.