From: PA Bear [MS MVP] on
[In for a penny...]

Crosspost to Windows Update.

You receive a "Windows Update has encountered an error and cannot display
the requested page" error message when you try to install an update:
http://support.microsoft.com/kb/883614

What anti-virus application or security suite is installed on each computer
and is each subscription current? What anti-spyware applications (other
than Defender)? What third-party firewall (if any)?

Has a(another) Norton or McAfee application ever been installed on any of
the computers (e.g., a free-trial version that came preinstalled when you
bought it)?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

How do I reset Windows Update components?
[Access KB971058 via Internet Explorer (32-bit) only; Run the Fix It in
DEFAULT and AGGRESSIVE modes, then reboot]
http://support.microsoft.com/kb/971058

PS: Are you Norma Zimmer?


Champagne Lady wrote:
> Have 3 computers (2 have XP v6 SP3 and laptop has Vista). Unable to get
> updates from Microsoft. MESSAGE: The website has encountered a problem
> and
> cannot display the page you are trying to view. The options provided below
> might help you solve the problem. Is Microsoft site down?

From: marcdw on


"PA Bear [MS MVP]" wrote:

> [In for a penny...]
>
> Crosspost to Windows Update.
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> How do I reset Windows Update components?
> [Access KB971058 via Internet Explorer (32-bit) only; Run the Fix It in
> DEFAULT and AGGRESSIVE modes, then reboot]
> http://support.microsoft.com/kb/971058
>
YES! That was the fix.
KB979906 & KB979909 updates just wouldn't work.
I went through all the various fixes (dotnet cleanup and reinstalls,
add/remove
programs and reinstalls) and they still failed.
So I tried the above Fix It and on reboot and update one more time they took.

No Joy has just turned to Much Joy.
I suggest others maybe give this Fix It a chance and see what happens.
It can't hurt.

Marc

From: PA Bear [MS MVP] on
You're welcome & thanks for your feedback.

marcdw wrote:
> "PA Bear [MS MVP]" wrote:
>
>> [In for a penny...]
>>
>> Crosspost to Windows Update.
>>
>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>
>> How do I reset Windows Update components?
>> [Access KB971058 via Internet Explorer (32-bit) only; Run the Fix It in
>> DEFAULT and AGGRESSIVE modes, then reboot]
>> http://support.microsoft.com/kb/971058
>>
> YES! That was the fix.
> KB979906 & KB979909 updates just wouldn't work.
> I went through all the various fixes (dotnet cleanup and reinstalls,
> add/remove
> programs and reinstalls) and they still failed.
> So I tried the above Fix It and on reboot and update one more time they
> took.
>
> No Joy has just turned to Much Joy.
> I suggest others maybe give this Fix It a chance and see what happens.
> It can't hurt.
>
> Marc
From: MowGreen on
PA Bear [MS MVP] wrote:
> PS: Are you Norma Zimmer?

No, the OP is Don Zimmer. <w>


MowGreen



From: PA Bear [MS MVP] on
MowGreen wrote:
>> PS: Are you Norma Zimmer?
>
> No, the OP is Don Zimmer. <w>

<rimshot>

"In 1959, Welk's previous Champagne Lady Alice Lon was fired, his reasoning
being that she exposed too much knee on camera. [HORRORS!] Because of
protests, Welk then tried (and failed) to get Alice Lon back. After a year
of the show's trying out several different singers, [Norma] Zimmer
officially joined the Welk show as his Champagne Lady on New Year's Eve,
1960."

Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norma_Zimmer

Can you imagine Lady Gaga as the Champagne Lady?!