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From: Roger Hunt on 30 Apr 2010 05:37
za kAT <zakAT(a)super-secret-IPaddress.invalid> wrote
>On Fri, 30 Apr 2010 09:50:17 +0100, Roger Hunt wrote:
>
>> za kAT <zakAT(a)super-secret-IPaddress.invalid> wrote
>>>On Fri, 30 Apr 2010 02:56:04 +0100, Roger Hunt wrote:
>>>
>>>> I have one eye.
>>>> Is this the Land of the Blind by any chance?
>>>
>>>No, yer out of luck, but I hear the job centre in Penanze is recruiting.
>>>
>> It's OK. I don't have to go as far as Penzance the way Gordon Brown
>> is wittering on, on the crest of a non-existent wave - a thousand jobs
>> here, ten thousand there. No, have a *hundred* thousand by George.
>
>We'll gonna need a lot more jobs to keep the poor sods who will have to
>work till they are 66 in employment if Cameron gets in, or more likely pay
>them dole instead of pension...
>
>The real joke last night was all of them had /most excellent/ 'plans' to
>bring back manufacturing jobs...
>
I can offer 10000 vacancies at �0.75/hr making vacuum cleaner parts for
the Chinese and assembling HD TVs for the Koreans.
><blue sky>I guess we could nuke China... and Korea... and India...
>and</blue sky>
>
I thought we could only nuke Commies and pinkoes, Major Guano.
--
Roger Hunt
From: Roger Hunt on 30 Apr 2010 05:45
Roger Hunt <nospam(a)nospam.demon.co.uk> wrote
>za kAT <zakAT(a)super-secret-IPaddress.invalid> wrote
>>On Fri, 30 Apr 2010 09:50:17 +0100, Roger Hunt wrote:
>>
>>> za kAT <zakAT(a)super-secret-IPaddress.invalid> wrote
>>>>On Fri, 30 Apr 2010 02:56:04 +0100, Roger Hunt wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> I have one eye.
>>>>> Is this the Land of the Blind by any chance?
>>>>
>>>>No, yer out of luck, but I hear the job centre in Penanze is recruiting.
>>>>
>>> It's OK. I don't have to go as far as Penzance the way Gordon Brown
>>> is wittering on, on the crest of a non-existent wave - a thousand jobs
>>> here, ten thousand there. No, have a *hundred* thousand by George.
>>
>>We'll gonna need a lot more jobs to keep the poor sods who will have to
>>work till they are 66 in employment if Cameron gets in, or more likely pay
>>them dole instead of pension...
>>
>>The real joke last night was all of them had /most excellent/ 'plans' to
>>bring back manufacturing jobs...
>>
>I can offer 10000 vacancies at �0.75/hr making vacuum cleaner parts for
>the Chinese and assembling HD TVs for the Koreans.
>><blue sky>I guess we could nuke China... and Korea... and India...
>>and</blue sky>
>>
>I thought we could only nuke Commies and pinkoes, Major Guano.

... Major "Kat" Guano indeed ...
(runs away)
--
Roger Hunt
From: za kAT on 30 Apr 2010 06:04
On Fri, 30 Apr 2010 10:37:01 +0100, Roger Hunt wrote:

> za kAT <zakAT(a)super-secret-IPaddress.invalid> wrote
>>On Fri, 30 Apr 2010 09:50:17 +0100, Roger Hunt wrote:
>>
>>> za kAT <zakAT(a)super-secret-IPaddress.invalid> wrote
>>>>On Fri, 30 Apr 2010 02:56:04 +0100, Roger Hunt wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> I have one eye.
>>>>> Is this the Land of the Blind by any chance?
>>>>
>>>>No, yer out of luck, but I hear the job centre in Penanze is recruiting.
>>>>
>>> It's OK. I don't have to go as far as Penzance the way Gordon Brown
>>> is wittering on, on the crest of a non-existent wave - a thousand jobs
>>> here, ten thousand there. No, have a *hundred* thousand by George.
>>
>>We'll gonna need a lot more jobs to keep the poor sods who will have to
>>work till they are 66 in employment if Cameron gets in, or more likely pay
>>them dole instead of pension...
>>
>>The real joke last night was all of them had /most excellent/ 'plans' to
>>bring back manufacturing jobs...
>>
> I can offer 10000 vacancies at �0.75/hr making vacuum cleaner parts for
> the Chinese and assembling HD TVs for the Koreans.

Exactly. We can also put another 1000000 in call centres, pretending to be
Chinese and Korean, and return the compliment for the excellent support we
receive...

>><blue sky>I guess we could nuke China... and Korea... and India...
>>and</blue sky>
>>
> I thought we could only nuke Commies and pinkoes, Major Guano.

Well according to hummingbird and BB that's us :(

Anyway, bit of good news, Barclays have seen a big rise in profits...

--
zakAT(a)pooh.the.cat - www.zakATsKopterChat.com
From: Roger Hunt on 30 Apr 2010 07:27
za kAT <zakAT(a)super-secret-IPaddress.invalid> wrote
>On Fri, 30 Apr 2010 10:37:01 +0100, Roger Hunt wrote:
>> za kAT <zakAT(a)super-secret-IPaddress.invalid> wrote
>>>On Fri, 30 Apr 2010 09:50:17 +0100, Roger Hunt wrote:
>>>> za kAT <zakAT(a)super-secret-IPaddress.invalid> wrote
>>>>>On Fri, 30 Apr 2010 02:56:04 +0100, Roger Hunt wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> I have one eye.
>>>>>> Is this the Land of the Blind by any chance?
>>>>>
>>>>>No, yer out of luck, but I hear the job centre in Penanze is recruiting.
>>>>>
>>>> It's OK. I don't have to go as far as Penzance the way Gordon Brown
>>>> is wittering on, on the crest of a non-existent wave - a thousand jobs
>>>> here, ten thousand there. No, have a *hundred* thousand by George.
>>>
>>>We'll gonna need a lot more jobs to keep the poor sods who will have to
>>>work till they are 66 in employment if Cameron gets in, or more likely pay
>>>them dole instead of pension...
>>>
>>>The real joke last night was all of them had /most excellent/ 'plans' to
>>>bring back manufacturing jobs...
>>>
>> I can offer 10000 vacancies at �0.75/hr making vacuum cleaner parts for
>> the Chinese and assembling HD TVs for the Koreans.
>
>Exactly. We can also put another 1000000 in call centres, pretending to be
>Chinese and Korean, and return the compliment for the excellent support we
>receive...
>
"You make velly good Dyson creaner."
"Thank-roo velly much."
>>><blue sky>I guess we could nuke China... and Korea... and India...
>>>and</blue sky>
>>>
>> I thought we could only nuke Commies and pinkoes, Major Guano.
>
>Well according to hummingbird and BB that's us :(
>
>Anyway, bit of good news, Barclays have seen a big rise in profits...
>
Hurrah for Barclays! I foresee a big rise in demand for poorly paid
Filipino maids in the Stockbroker Belt soon, and a large number of
supercars bought and immediately damaged by the incompetent new owners.
--
Roger Hunt
From: za kAT on 30 Apr 2010 09:12
On Fri, 30 Apr 2010 12:27:53 +0100, Roger Hunt wrote:

> za kAT <zakAT(a)super-secret-IPaddress.invalid> wrote
>>On Fri, 30 Apr 2010 10:37:01 +0100, Roger Hunt wrote:
>>> za kAT <zakAT(a)super-secret-IPaddress.invalid> wrote
>>>>On Fri, 30 Apr 2010 09:50:17 +0100, Roger Hunt wrote:
>>>>> za kAT <zakAT(a)super-secret-IPaddress.invalid> wrote
>>>>>>On Fri, 30 Apr 2010 02:56:04 +0100, Roger Hunt wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I have one eye.
>>>>>>> Is this the Land of the Blind by any chance?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>No, yer out of luck, but I hear the job centre in Penanze is recruiting.
>>>>>>
>>>>> It's OK. I don't have to go as far as Penzance the way Gordon Brown
>>>>> is wittering on, on the crest of a non-existent wave - a thousand jobs
>>>>> here, ten thousand there. No, have a *hundred* thousand by George.
>>>>
>>>>We'll gonna need a lot more jobs to keep the poor sods who will have to
>>>>work till they are 66 in employment if Cameron gets in, or more likely pay
>>>>them dole instead of pension...
>>>>
>>>>The real joke last night was all of them had /most excellent/ 'plans' to
>>>>bring back manufacturing jobs...
>>>>
>>> I can offer 10000 vacancies at �0.75/hr making vacuum cleaner parts for
>>> the Chinese and assembling HD TVs for the Koreans.
>>
>>Exactly. We can also put another 1000000 in call centres, pretending to be
>>Chinese and Korean, and return the compliment for the excellent support we
>>receive...
>>
> "You make velly good Dyson creaner."
> "Thank-roo velly much."
>>>><blue sky>I guess we could nuke China... and Korea... and India...
>>>>and</blue sky>
>>>>
>>> I thought we could only nuke Commies and pinkoes, Major Guano.
>>
>>Well according to hummingbird and BB that's us :(
>>
>>Anyway, bit of good news, Barclays have seen a big rise in profits...
>>
> Hurrah for Barclays! I foresee a big rise in demand for poorly paid
> Filipino maids in the Stockbroker Belt soon, and a large number of
> supercars bought and immediately damaged by the incompetent new owners.

We should get BB to fly over these maids and adorn them with coca
leaves :)
--
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