From: Chris.B on
What a loser! What a waste of space! What a waste of oxygen! What a
waste of genes! What a waste of procreation! What a waste of parental
hope! What a waste of evolution! What a waste of an alphabet! What a
waste of elementary schooling! What waste of electrons! What a waste
of photons! What a waste of energy! What a waste of toilet paper! What
a waste of a life! What a waster! Become an alcoholic! Become
obscenely obese! Become a drug addict! Become HIV positive! Become
just another sodomising catholic priest! Become a bum! Do anything to
become more than absolutely nothing at all! Nature abhors a vacuum! So
do we! Now aren't you glad you cross-posted to all your favourite fan
clubs? Waster!!