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From: Ed Conrad on 30 Jan 2010 19:11
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WASHINGTON, D.C. (Rueters) --
Two specific references to next week's
Super Bowl have been discovered in
the late Ed Conrad's Last Will and
Testament.
One chastises the halftime show,
claiming that raucous musical
"entertainment" has absolutely
no business being associated
with it.
"True football fans want NO PART
of this ridiculous extravaganza," Conrad
wrote shortly before his death.
"And, besides, rabid rock fans
don't know the difference between
a safety and a jock strap."
"Most arrive just minutes before
halftime and leave the stadium just
after the second-half kickoff. That's
how interested they are in football,
and versa Visa."
The departed Superhero, whose
body is now ice cold after having
its brain removed so it could be
donated to science, believes
the person who came up with the
idea of these stupid musical
halftime shows for the Super
Bowl should burn in hell while
constantly watching Super Bowl
TV commercials 24-7.
"It was the worst 'invention'
in the history of history," Conrad
added.
The other reference to the Super
Bowl is Ed's amazing prediction of
the score between the Colts and
the Saints EVENBEFORE the
toss of the coin.
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Predicts Our Superhero:
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Indianapolis . . . . . 0
New Orleans . . . . .0
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SRO FOR ED CONRAD'S FUNERAL
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/928bc92b21246cc8

PALLBEARERS NAMED TO CARRY CASKET
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.support.grief/msg/312ff5fb0fac37c7
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ED CONRAD'S CONTRIBUTIONS TO MANKIND
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DEATH DOES NOT EXIST
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Miracle.jpg
http://edconrad.com/lifeafterdeath
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://www.edconrad.com
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