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From: Roger Hunt on 2 Mar 2010 19:06 za kAT <zakAT(a)super-secret-IPaddress.invalid> wrote >On Tue, 2 Mar 2010 22:58:31 +0000, Roger Hunt wrote: > >> Makes sense to me. >> If you mislay your laptop you could phone it to ask it where it is. > >When did your laptop become sentient? > About the same time as the washing machine. -- Roger Hunt
From: za kAT on 2 Mar 2010 19:28 On Wed, 3 Mar 2010 00:06:43 +0000, Roger Hunt wrote: > za kAT <zakAT(a)super-secret-IPaddress.invalid> wrote >>On Tue, 2 Mar 2010 22:58:31 +0000, Roger Hunt wrote: >> >>> Makes sense to me. >>> If you mislay your laptop you could phone it to ask it where it is. >> >>When did your laptop become sentient? >> > About the same time as the washing machine. Tight, that only gives us about twenty minutes before Armageddon. Only Ari can save us now! .... but he's on long range recon, squatting in the dunes outback ATM, with marram grass tickling his winnets. Wot to do? -- zakAT(a)pooh.the.cat
From: Roger Hunt on 2 Mar 2010 20:08 za kAT <zakAT(a)super-secret-IPaddress.invalid> wrote >On Wed, 3 Mar 2010 00:06:43 +0000, Roger Hunt wrote: >> za kAT <zakAT(a)super-secret-IPaddress.invalid> wrote >>>On Tue, 2 Mar 2010 22:58:31 +0000, Roger Hunt wrote: >>> >>>> Makes sense to me. >>>> If you mislay your laptop you could phone it to ask it where it is. >>> >>>When did your laptop become sentient? >>> >> About the same time as the washing machine. > >Tight, that only gives us about twenty minutes before Armageddon. > >Only Ari can save us now! > >... but he's on long range recon, squatting in the dunes outback ATM, with >marram grass tickling his winnets. > >Wot to do? > Replace marram grass with cactus. -- Roger Hunt
From: za kAT on 2 Mar 2010 21:00 On Wed, 3 Mar 2010 01:08:24 +0000, Roger Hunt wrote: > za kAT <zakAT(a)super-secret-IPaddress.invalid> wrote >>On Wed, 3 Mar 2010 00:06:43 +0000, Roger Hunt wrote: >>> za kAT <zakAT(a)super-secret-IPaddress.invalid> wrote >>>>On Tue, 2 Mar 2010 22:58:31 +0000, Roger Hunt wrote: >>>> >>>>> Makes sense to me. >>>>> If you mislay your laptop you could phone it to ask it where it is. >>>> >>>>When did your laptop become sentient? >>>> >>> About the same time as the washing machine. >> >>Tight, that only gives us about twenty minutes before Armageddon. >> >>Only Ari can save us now! >> >>... but he's on long range recon, squatting in the dunes outback ATM, with >>marram grass tickling his winnets. >> >>Wot to do? >> > Replace marram grass with cactus. Way past that stage... I'm telling you, he needs to freeze em with liquid nitro, and chip them off with an ice pick. -- zakAT(a)pooh.the.cat
From: Roger Hunt on 3 Mar 2010 07:19
za kAT <zakAT(a)super-secret-IPaddress.invalid> wrote >On Wed, 3 Mar 2010 01:08:24 +0000, Roger Hunt wrote: >> za kAT <zakAT(a)super-secret-IPaddress.invalid> wrote >>>On Wed, 3 Mar 2010 00:06:43 +0000, Roger Hunt wrote: >>>> za kAT <zakAT(a)super-secret-IPaddress.invalid> wrote >>>>>On Tue, 2 Mar 2010 22:58:31 +0000, Roger Hunt wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> Makes sense to me. >>>>>> If you mislay your laptop you could phone it to ask it where it is. >>>>> >>>>>When did your laptop become sentient? >>>>> >>>> About the same time as the washing machine. >>> >>>Tight, that only gives us about twenty minutes before Armageddon. >>> >>>Only Ari can save us now! >>> >>>... but he's on long range recon, squatting in the dunes outback ATM, with >>>marram grass tickling his winnets. >>>Wot to do? >>> >> Replace marram grass with cactus. > >Way past that stage... I'm telling you, he needs to freeze em with liquid >nitro, and chip them off with an ice pick. > Or even ... book a session at the Large Winnet Collider, which should blast them into interesting, new, and sweet-smelling sub-atomic particles. -- Roger Hunt |