From: F/32 Eurydice on

Falsehoods Programmers Believe about People's Names

http://is.gd/cUEYe

If only the author had suggested a way to fix these problems.
From: Richard Heathfield on
F/32 Eurydice wrote:
> Falsehoods Programmers Believe about People's Names
>
> http://is.gd/cUEYe
>
> If only the author had suggested a way to fix these problems.

Easy.

Step 1: define "name" in a practical way that you know you can implement.
Step 2: get the definition signed off by the customer.
Step 3: implement your definition.

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From: Ben Pfaff on
"F/32 Eurydice" <f32eurydice(a)sbcglobal.net> writes:
> Falsehoods Programmers Believe about People's Names

I guess with a name like "F/32 Eurydice" you have a lot of
interest in problems with unusual names.
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Ben Pfaff
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From: Richard Heathfield on
Ben Pfaff wrote:
> "F/32 Eurydice" <f32eurydice(a)sbcglobal.net> writes:
>> Falsehoods Programmers Believe about People's Names
>
> I guess with a name like "F/32 Eurydice" you have a lot of
> interest in problems with unusual names.

Your name is mildly unusual. At least, you're the only Pfaff I've ever
encountered, so it's unusual from my point of view.

By a remarkable and most fortunate coincidence, however, I have no
difficulty in remembering how to spell your name, because it's exactly
the same as the celebrated URL <http://benpfaff.org>.

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From: Ben Pfaff on
Richard Heathfield <rjh(a)see.sig.invalid> writes:
> Ben Pfaff wrote:
>> I guess with a name like "F/32 Eurydice" you have a lot of
>> interest in problems with unusual names.
>
> Your name is mildly unusual. At least, you're the only Pfaff I've ever
> encountered, so it's unusual from my point of view.

I don't remember ever running into any other Heathfields either.

My last name was very frustrating when I was young. It was just
odd enough, and I was just sensitive enough to teasing, that I
was teased about it a lot in school.

Worse, though, my family pronounces Pfaff with an initial "p"
("paf"). That makes no sense at all, since every other word
spelled with "pf" is pronounced with an "f" sound. So no one
seeing it for the first time would ever pronounce it correctly,
for very good reason.

About the time I entered high school, I realized that there was
an easy fix: change the way that I pronounce it. So from then on
I have always pronounced my name with an initial "f" ("faf").
This confused people who knew me for a while, but it has been
wonderful otherwise. It still causes confusion once in a while,
because the rest of my family still says "paf", so that people
sometimes wonder whether we are really related, but I live
thousands of miles from the rest of my family so it's pretty
uncommon.

> By a remarkable and most fortunate coincidence, however, I have no
> difficulty in remembering how to spell your name, because it's exactly
> the same as the celebrated URL <http://benpfaff.org>.

Actually, I was named after the website. (Didn't you know?)
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Ben Pfaff
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