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From: Uncle Al on 18 May 2010 18:56 Destroying the Gulf of Mexico fishery and five Southern states overflowing with genetic hazardous waste pleases Uncle Al. Better still, let's stop the leak, put Dixie back in business, and do some real damage to the US. CLOSING THE RISER: Crimp it shut. 21-inch riser pipe has typical 0.75" walls. 1) Thick horseshoe of medium velocity explosive. 2) Inner lining of high density pusher (e.g., lead) about the hollow center, then a low density foam collapsible gap spacer to center the inserted riser. 3) Slide the horseshoe snug around the riser via the spacer. 4) Detonate at the outside curved end. 5) The riser crimps shut when the planes of implosion tamper symmetrically arrive on both sides. 6) Don't Let NASA touch any of it. WAS THAT SO DIFFICULT? For those of you who are hard of thinking, a stooopid person would magneform the crimp. Washington should give that funding priority - improved means to deteriorated ends. -- Uncle Al http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/ (Toxic URL! Unsafe for children and most mammals) http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/qz4.htm
From: hanson on 18 May 2010 20:11
sidestepping rect-Al's compulsive & obsessive ashkeNazi misanthropy it is delightful to see that he has become now an oil-expert, after having been less than successful in producing kg sized gem quality diamonds, and his prior, failed attempts of marketing rect-Al's Cockroach repellent... ahahahahaha... AHAHAHAHA.. too much... ahahahaha... > So, rect-Al, take your finger out & send your swell plan directly to BP's suggestion box which they are advertising daily every hour on the TV News. BP is looking for brilliant ideas like yours, below. -- You posting them here, for the laughs of a bunch of old geezers, will not help you, nor BP nor Dixie nor the US or the environment.... Get your finger out, rect-Al... Thanks for the laughs, though. ahahahahaha... ahahahahanson > "Uncle rect-Al" Schwartz <UncleAl0(a)hate.spam.net> wrote in message news:4BF31B0B.4E233D18(a)hate.spam.net... Destroying the Gulf of Mexico fishery and five Southern states overflowing with genetic hazardous waste pleases Uncle Al. Better still, let's stop the leak, put Dixie back in business, and do some real damage to the US. CLOSING THE RISER: Crimp it shut. 21-inch riser pipe has typical 0.75" walls. 1) Thick horseshoe of medium velocity explosive. 2) Inner lining of high density pusher (e.g., lead) about the hollow center, then a low density foam collapsible gap spacer to center the inserted riser. 3) Slide the horseshoe snug around the riser via the spacer. 4) Detonate at the outside curved end. 5) The riser crimps shut when the planes of implosion tamper symmetrically arrive on both sides. 6) Don't Let NASA touch any of it. WAS THAT SO DIFFICULT? For those of you who are hard of thinking, a stooopid person would magneform the crimp. Washington should give that funding priority - improved means to deteriorated ends. -- Uncle rect-Al --- news://freenews.netfront.net/ - complaints: news(a)netfront.net --- |