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From: guskz on 29 Dec 2009 14:22
One day the LHC salesman proposed to Aunt-Al of which she immediately
accepted since he promised a 14 TeV diamond ring.

Atlas will collide them protons together and the resulting zero
momentum will produce you a beautiful diamond engagement ring sweety,

So Aunt-Al stood right beside the Atlas waiting for her 14 TeV
diamond, while her lover stood further away.

Little did she know the collision would not take place at 0 rad but
at .2 rad

Ehhh said Aunty-Al thinking to herself how can two beams crossing at a
11 degree angle produce zero momentum and thus only 14 TeV?

The E.N.D.
for Aunt-Al

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