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From: Scott Seidman on 13 Sep 2006 13:13 Christopher Hulbert <cchgroupmail(a)gmail.com> wrote in news:F7672F4A4BDA3C42A0676AA256B1A995(a)in.webcrossing.raydaftYaTP: > Why does Matlab not work on <architecture> > * AMD 64 - Link to suggestions about LD_ASSUME_KERNEL, BLAS, etc. > * Intel Macs - R2007a? Hear, hear! -- Scott Reverse name to reply
From: Steve Amphlett on 14 Sep 2006 05:28 All those posts that assume TMW in some way own or control CSSM.
From: Ohran Viper on 14 Sep 2006 06:47 Posts form lily liu. asking us to buy her products Duane Hanselman wrote: > > > Here's a list of most annoying cssm posts. (Started in a different > thread.) Please add yours as well as suggested replies. I'd like to > keep this around so annoying posts can get quick "cut and paste" > answers. > > 1. Please give me my plp. > > Reply: <http://www.mathworks.com/support/solutions/data/1-16LU2.html?solution=1-16LU2> > > 2. I have homework due tomorrow. Can you tell me how to do it? > > Reply: The folks here at cssm are busy professionals. We generally > do > not do homework for others because we did ours when we were in > school. If you show us what you have done so far and ask a specific > question about it, you may get debugging help. > > 3. I'm new at MATLAB and I'm doing a project on "some topic name". > Please send me anything you have. > (Or) I'm doing graduate research on "some topic name". Please send > me > the code (so I can my degree). > > Reply: You can find plenty of information on your topic by > searching > the internet. You can also search through the MATLAB File Exchange <http://www.mathworks.com/matlabcentral/fileexchange/loadCategory.do> > or MATLAB functions that are helpful. > > 4. Can you tell me what is wrong with the following code? (many > lines > of uncommented code with no description of what it is supposed to > do) > Reply: ? > > 5. Why does 1 not equal 1? (or any other equality comparison using > floating point numbers) This must be a bug in MATLAB. > Reply: ? > > 6. How come The Mathworks employees haven't responded to my post? > (Or) I posted this request an hour ago, why hasen't anyone answered > it yet? > Reply: ?
From: Michael Wild on 14 Sep 2006 08:43 On Thu, 14 Sep 2006 06:47:45 -0400, Ohran Viper wrote: > Posts form lily liu. > asking us to buy her products > > Duane Hanselman wrote: >> >> >> Here's a list of most annoying cssm posts. (Started in a different >> thread.) Please add yours as well as suggested replies. I'd like to >> keep this around so annoying posts can get quick "cut and paste" >> answers. >> >> 1. Please give me my plp. >> >> Reply: <http://www.mathworks.com/support/solutions/data/1-16LU2.html?solution=1-16LU2> >> >> 2. I have homework due tomorrow. Can you tell me how to do it? >> >> Reply: The folks here at cssm are busy professionals. We generally >> do >> not do homework for others because we did ours when we were in >> school. If you show us what you have done so far and ask a specific >> question about it, you may get debugging help. >> >> 3. I'm new at MATLAB and I'm doing a project on "some topic name". >> Please send me anything you have. >> (Or) I'm doing graduate research on "some topic name". Please send >> me >> the code (so I can my degree). >> >> Reply: You can find plenty of information on your topic by >> searching >> the internet. You can also search through the MATLAB File Exchange <http://www.mathworks.com/matlabcentral/fileexchange/loadCategory.do> >> or MATLAB functions that are helpful. >> >> 4. Can you tell me what is wrong with the following code? (many >> lines >> of uncommented code with no description of what it is supposed to >> do) >> Reply: ? >> >> 5. Why does 1 not equal 1? (or any other equality comparison using >> floating point numbers) This must be a bug in MATLAB. >> Reply: ? >> >> 6. How come The Mathworks employees haven't responded to my post? >> (Or) I posted this request an hour ago, why hasen't anyone answered >> it yet? >> Reply: ? and as the above post shows: TOFU (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Top-posting, www.learn.to/quote)! i hate it! people, stop top-posting, please. michael
From: Christopher Hulbert on 14 Sep 2006 08:04
Steve Amphlett wrote: > All those posts that assume TMW in some way own or control CSSM. I disagree. I think Duane's idea is that all posts listed there could get a consistent response simply by replying to them using the predefined response. |