From: John Murphy on
I recently bought a 350g bottle of Sharwood's mango chutney. I was
diappointed to find that, unusually, it contained no mango chunks,
though claims to be 41% mangoes.

It seems unlikely that it was the only bottle the dispenser missed. I
am, though, in accord with Aristotle that it is is by definition not
possible to generalise from a single instance, even if he himself
confused elephants with cats because, unaware of comparative sizes, he
couldn't get an elephant into his apartment, had to send it back, and
was consequently ruined by the freight costs.

No wonder the logicians leave this out, lacking any space to
accommodate additional elephants, at least figuratively speaking.

The good news, however, is that Waitrose Hot and Spicy Mango Chutney
costs less [UK, anyway], has lots of juicy chunks, 4% more mangoes,
contains and is replete with traditional Indian spices which would
delight any non-traditional doctor, though he or she might think it
has too much sugar. And they might be right, but it is yummy!
--
Harbinger.
From: porky_pig_jr on
On May 10, 7:38 pm, John Murphy
<london.accommodation.homest...(a)googlemail.com> wrote:
> I recently bought a 350g bottle of Sharwood's mango chutney. I was
> diappointed to find that, unusually, it contained no mango chunks,
> though claims to be 41% mangoes.
>
> It seems unlikely that it was the only bottle the dispenser missed.

That's the Murphy's law for you, dude.
From: Cwatters on

"John Murphy" <london.accommodation.homestays(a)googlemail.com> wrote in
message
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>I recently bought a 350g bottle of Sharwood's mango chutney. I was
> diappointed to find that, unusually, it contained no mango chunks,
> though claims to be 41% mangoes.
>
> It seems unlikely that it was the only bottle the dispenser missed. I
> am, though, in accord with Aristotle that it is is by definition not
> possible to generalise from a single instance, even if he himself
> confused elephants with cats because, unaware of comparative sizes, he
> couldn't get an elephant into his apartment, had to send it back, and
> was consequently ruined by the freight costs.
>
> No wonder the logicians leave this out, lacking any space to
> accommodate additional elephants, at least figuratively speaking.
>
> The good news, however, is that Waitrose Hot and Spicy Mango Chutney
> costs less [UK, anyway], has lots of juicy chunks, 4% more mangoes,
> contains and is replete with traditional Indian spices which would
> delight any non-traditional doctor, though he or she might think it
> has too much sugar. And they might be right, but it is yummy!
> --
> Harbinger.


I quite like Tesco Finest Mango, Apricot & Coriander Chutney. Not hot
though.