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From: John... Visio MVP on 30 May 2010 16:15 Larry is far more competent with Access when he is asleep than stevie is when stevie is supposedly at the top of his game. I have yet to see Larry post anything that was a lie, but stevie on the other hand seems to enjoy wallowing in untruths. He has claimed to be an engineer, but any qualified engineer knows that they have standards and ethics to maintain. Stevie kows nothing about ethics or quality. So one ZIP code per city? Sounds like some one from small town PA. Stevie, go back to being a gasoline station attendant. John... Visio MVP "Steve" <notmyemail(a)address.com> wrote in message news:uZzFfGDALHA.584(a)TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl... > This post is nothing but sour grapes!! > > A few years ago Larry Linson begged me for a job. I turned him down > because he is an arrogant know-it-all and has no scruples about lieing. He > stands on his soap box wanting you to be riveted to everything he says but > he is nothing but an old man living in the past when he used Access95 and > previous versions. > > Steve > > > "Larry Linson" <bouncer(a)localhost.not> wrote in message > news:OXaXI7CALHA.584(a)TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl... >> Steve Santus has been spamming newsgroups for a good many years. >> Regardless of the admonitions that newsgroups are for free assistance, as >> this one states; or the admonition that advertising, even of free stuff, >> is not permitted, he refuses to follow the rules. Do you want to subject >> yourself to the whims of someone who could, but will not, follow the >> rules? >> >> Most of Steve's posts are simply flogging his services; but, when he does >> attempt to answer questions, his correct answers are so few and far >> between that capable, experienced Access developers who answer questions >> here for free have said "no rates can be reasonable _enough_ to pay for >> wrong answers". >> >> But, poor Steve's claimed thousands of satisfied clients don't seem to be >> enough. I doubt that is because he permanently solved their problems or >> educated them enough that they no longer ever need any help. So, Steve >> must take advantage of the last day or two to appeal for work Yet Again, >> here in the dying newsgroup. >> >> I wish Steve well, but I wouldn't wish him _on_ any users of this >> newsgroup. >> >> -- >> Larry Linson, Microsoft Office Access MVP >> Co-author: "Microsoft Access Small Business Solutions", published by >> Wiley >> Access newsgroup support is alive and well in USENET >> comp.databases.ms-access >> >> >> "Steve" <notmyemail(a)address.com> wrote >> >> > I provide help with Access applications. I specialize >> > in designing the tables for a new database and fixing >> > problems and adding new functionality in existing >> > databases. My fee could be as low as ten dollars. If >> > you need help and can no longer connect to a news- >> > group, I can help you. Contact me at my email >> > address below. >> > >> > Steve >> also known as Steve the Spammer or Santus the Spammer >> >> < for your own good, Steve's email was deleted> >> >> >> > >
From: Stop$teve on 30 May 2010 18:29 "Steve" <notmyemail(a)address.com> schreef in bericht news:%23wN2crCALHA.5848(a)TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl... >I provide help with Access applications. I specialize in designing the tables for a new database and fixing problems and adding new >functionality in existing databases. My fee could be as low as ten dollars. If you need help and can no longer connect to a >newsgroup, I can help you. Contact me at my email address below. > > Steve > santus(a)penn.com Getting a bit desperate $teve?? Very soon there is NO place left for your adds... BTW: I guess the folks at cdma are waiting to eat you alive... -- Get lost $teve. Go away... far away.... Again... Get lost $teve. Go away... far away.... No-one wants your help... no-one needs your help Newsgroups are meant for FREE help.. No-one wants you here... no-one needs you there.. $teve: Look at http://home.tiscali.nl/arracom/whoissteve.html (Website has been updated and has a new 'look'... we have passed 12.000 pageloads... it's a shame !!) Arno R
From: Larry Linson on 30 May 2010 20:17 Well, John, I've challenged Steve to post a copy of any e-mail where I inquired about work, which of course he could not do, and he hasn't even had the smarts or guts to forge a copy. This isn't the first time he's made such a baseless claim. In words made famous by michka, "I'd rather slide down a giant razor blade into a vat of iodine than work for Steve." I remember his first posts, where he was bitching about not getting two days work from someone for half-a-day's pay... that's not the kind of person you'd want to work for. If I remember correctly, he didn't pay the guy anything, even though it sounded as if the guy had completed and sent him exactly what Steve had asked for -- Steve just didn't know enough to specify the work product properly. I'd sooner switch to eating a cheaper brand of dog food than stoop to working for Steve, and, despite his claims, I haven't had to switch to even the best of dog food, yet. But, in moderated forums, he's going to find his opportunities extremely limited. So I think we are going to have to be vigilant in CDMA to not let him get away with it -- I know there are enough "old hands" headed back there to be all over him like a cheap suit if he tries his tricks there. I just hope he doesn't flood it with so much spam that people will not come there to ask questions. By the way, he plagiarized the "old man / living in past / previous versions" stuff from the late Don P. Mellon. He doesn't even have enough imagination and intelligence to create his own insults. But, then, he also doesn't have enough imagination and intelligence to use anonymizers and such to beseige a newsgroup, even with Mellon's example, to try to kill it. Mellon, at least, _sometimes_ got in a pretty good "zinger" that'd make us grin. -- Larry Linson, Microsoft Office Access MVP Co-author: "Microsoft Access Small Business Solutions", published by Wiley Access newsgroup support is alive and well in USENET comp.databases.ms-access "John... Visio MVP" <lancucki(a)stonehenge.ca> wrote in message news:uNRIxTDALHA.1892(a)TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl... > Larry is far more competent with Access when he is asleep than stevie is > when stevie is supposedly at the top of his game. > > I have yet to see Larry post anything that was a lie, but stevie on the > other hand seems to enjoy wallowing in untruths. > He has claimed to be an engineer, but any qualified engineer knows that > they have standards and ethics to maintain. Stevie kows nothing about > ethics or quality. > > So one ZIP code per city? Sounds like some one from small town PA. > > Stevie, go back to being a gasoline station attendant. > > John... Visio MVP > "Steve" <notmyemail(a)address.com> wrote in message > news:uZzFfGDALHA.584(a)TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl... >> This post is nothing but sour grapes!! >> >> A few years ago Larry Linson begged me for a job. I turned him down >> because he is an arrogant know-it-all and has no scruples about lieing. >> He stands on his soap box wanting you to be riveted to everything he says >> but he is nothing but an old man living in the past when he used Access95 >> and previous versions. >> >> Steve >> >> >> "Larry Linson" <bouncer(a)localhost.not> wrote in message >> news:OXaXI7CALHA.584(a)TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl... >>> Steve Santus has been spamming newsgroups for a good many years. >>> Regardless of the admonitions that newsgroups are for free assistance, >>> as this one states; or the admonition that advertising, even of free >>> stuff, is not permitted, he refuses to follow the rules. Do you want to >>> subject yourself to the whims of someone who could, but will not, follow >>> the rules? >>> >>> Most of Steve's posts are simply flogging his services; but, when he >>> does attempt to answer questions, his correct answers are so few and far >>> between that capable, experienced Access developers who answer questions >>> here for free have said "no rates can be reasonable _enough_ to pay for >>> wrong answers". >>> >>> But, poor Steve's claimed thousands of satisfied clients don't seem to >>> be enough. I doubt that is because he permanently solved their problems >>> or educated them enough that they no longer ever need any help. So, >>> Steve must take advantage of the last day or two to appeal for work Yet >>> Again, here in the dying newsgroup. >>> >>> I wish Steve well, but I wouldn't wish him _on_ any users of this >>> newsgroup. >>> >>> -- >>> Larry Linson, Microsoft Office Access MVP >>> Co-author: "Microsoft Access Small Business Solutions", published by >>> Wiley >>> Access newsgroup support is alive and well in USENET >>> comp.databases.ms-access >>> >>> >>> "Steve" <notmyemail(a)address.com> wrote >>> >>> > I provide help with Access applications. I specialize >>> > in designing the tables for a new database and fixing >>> > problems and adding new functionality in existing >>> > databases. My fee could be as low as ten dollars. If >>> > you need help and can no longer connect to a news- >>> > group, I can help you. Contact me at my email >>> > address below. >>> > >>> > Steve >>> also known as Steve the Spammer or Santus the Spammer >>> >>> < for your own good, Steve's email was deleted> >>> >>> >>> >> >> > >
From: rumkus on 31 May 2010 14:40 > A few years ago Larry Linson begged me for a job. I turned him down Very good Steve, it is just as well you didn't hire him. Are there others you turned down or fired though ? I mean please let us know if they start nagging you for a job again.
From: Piet Linden on 7 Jun 2010 00:34
On May 30, 7:17 pm, "Larry Linson" <boun...(a)localhost.not> wrote: > Well, John, I've challenged Steve to post a copy of any e-mail where I > inquired about work, which of course he could not do, and he hasn't even had > the smarts or guts to forge a copy. This isn't the first time he's made > such a baseless claim. > > In words made famous by michka, "I'd rather slide down a giant razor blade > into a vat of iodine than work for Steve." I remember his first posts, > where he was bitching about not getting two days work from someone for > half-a-day's pay... that's not the kind of person you'd want to work for. If > I remember correctly, he didn't pay the guy anything, even though it sounded > as if the guy had completed and sent him exactly what Steve had asked for -- > Steve just didn't know enough to specify the work product properly. I'd > sooner switch to eating a cheaper brand of dog food than stoop to working > for Steve, and, despite his claims, I haven't had to switch to even the best > of dog food, yet. > > But, in moderated forums, he's going to find his opportunities extremely > limited. So I think we are going to have to be vigilant in CDMA to not let > him get away with it -- I know there are enough "old hands" headed back > there to be all over him like a cheap suit if he tries his tricks there. I > just hope he doesn't flood it with so much spam that people will not come > there to ask questions. > > By the way, he plagiarized the "old man / living in past / previous > versions" stuff from the late Don P. Mellon. He doesn't even have enough > imagination and intelligence to create his own insults. But, then, he also > doesn't have enough imagination and intelligence to use anonymizers and such > to beseige a newsgroup, even with Mellon's example, to try to kill it. > Mellon, at least, _sometimes_ got in a pretty good "zinger" that'd make us > grin. > > -- > Larry Linson, Microsoft Office Access MVP > Co-author: "Microsoft Access Small Business Solutions", published by Wiley > Access newsgroup support is alive and well in USENET > comp.databases.ms-access > > "John... Visio MVP" <lancu...(a)stonehenge.ca> wrote in messagenews:uNRIxTDALHA.1892(a)TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl... > > > Larry is far more competent with Access when he is asleep than stevie is > > when stevie is supposedly at the top of his game. > > > I have yet to see Larry post anything that was a lie, but stevie on the > > other hand seems to enjoy wallowing in untruths. > > He has claimed to be an engineer, but any qualified engineer knows that > > they have standards and ethics to maintain. Stevie kows nothing about > > ethics or quality. > > > So one ZIP code per city? Sounds like some one from small town PA. > > > Stevie, go back to being a gasoline station attendant. > > > John... Visio MVP > > "Steve" <notmyem...(a)address.com> wrote in message > >news:uZzFfGDALHA.584(a)TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl... > >> This post is nothing but sour grapes!! > > >> A few years ago Larry Linson begged me for a job. I turned him down > >> because he is an arrogant know-it-all and has no scruples about lieing.. > >> He stands on his soap box wanting you to be riveted to everything he says > >> but he is nothing but an old man living in the past when he used Access95 > >> and previous versions. > > >> Steve > > >> "Larry Linson" <boun...(a)localhost.not> wrote in message > >>news:OXaXI7CALHA.584(a)TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl... > >>> Steve Santus has been spamming newsgroups for a good many years. > >>> Regardless of the admonitions that newsgroups are for free assistance, > >>> as this one states; or the admonition that advertising, even of free > >>> stuff, is not permitted, he refuses to follow the rules. Do you want to > >>> subject yourself to the whims of someone who could, but will not, follow > >>> the rules? > > >>> Most of Steve's posts are simply flogging his services; but, when he > >>> does attempt to answer questions, his correct answers are so few and far > >>> between that capable, experienced Access developers who answer questions > >>> here for free have said "no rates can be reasonable _enough_ to pay for > >>> wrong answers". > > >>> But, poor Steve's claimed thousands of satisfied clients don't seem to > >>> be enough. I doubt that is because he permanently solved their problems > >>> or educated them enough that they no longer ever need any help. So, > >>> Steve must take advantage of the last day or two to appeal for work Yet > >>> Again, here in the dying newsgroup. > > >>> I wish Steve well, but I wouldn't wish him _on_ any users of this > >>> newsgroup. > > >>> -- > >>> Larry Linson, Microsoft Office Access MVP > >>> Co-author: "Microsoft Access Small Business Solutions", published by > >>> Wiley > >>> Access newsgroup support is alive and well in USENET > >>> comp.databases.ms-access > > >>> "Steve" <notmyem...(a)address.com> wrote > > >>> > I provide help with Access applications. I specialize > >>> > in designing the tables for a new database and fixing > >>> > problems and adding new functionality in existing > >>> > databases. My fee could be as low as ten dollars. If > >>> > you need help and can no longer connect to a news- > >>> > group, I can help you. Contact me at my email > >>> > address below. > > >>> > Steve > >>> also known as Steve the Spammer or Santus the Spammer > > >>> < for your own good, Steve's email was deleted> That's the difference between Steve and Don Mellon. Don was occasionally helpful... even funny... well, until he stopped taking his meds. |