From: adamk on
Let's see:

1)Barely made it through High School --graduated a year late, with trouble.

2) Dropped out of College --Community College, where _everyone_

is accepted.

3) Divorced.

4)Failed as a screen writer : less than 3 stars out of 5, for his derivative

movies.

2009-Present:
5)Parasitic, abusive, unethical spammer, living of others' work.