From: Brent Sandstedt on
Jeff Lin-Ton and i were studying a liver from a sacred red bull this
last week. We realized something terrible:
SOMEONE WILL EXECRATE FRANK-LIN IN 2010.

We decided to get a jump on Frank-Lin by venerating him:

The light of one candle being communicated to other candles, although
it burns separately in them, is the same in its quality. I adore the
primeval Lord Frank-Lin who exhibits Himself equally in the same
mobile manner in His various manifestations: BB, Craig, John Corliss,
Jeff Lin-Ton,Yrrah.
From: Jeff Lin Ton on
Brent Sandstedt wrote:

> Jeff Lin-Ton and i were studying a liver from a sacred red bull this
> last week. We realized something terrible:
> SOMEONE WILL EXECRATE FRANK-LIN IN 2010.
>
> We decided to get a jump on Frank-Lin by venerating him:
>
> The light of one candle being communicated to other candles, although
> it burns separately in them, is the same in its quality. I adore the
> primeval Lord Frank-Lin who exhibits Himself equally in the same
> mobile manner in His various manifestations: BB, Craig, John Corliss,
> Jeff Lin-Ton,Yrrah.
>

Hello friend, I'm Franklin's imaginary cousin. Earlier today I printed
your posting and took it to Franklin who I found sitting in front of the
log fire in his favorite armchair. I showed him the page and asked:

"Franklin, what do you say to this?"

Franklin took the sheet of paper and adjusted his glasses. He read it
through carefully while I waited and then he looked up.

"Jeff", he said. "That posting is slovenly work. It tries to be
deliberately confusing however it fails to mention Frank Camper".

I raised an eyebrow to show my interest but kept quiet while Franklin
continued:

"Ignore it, Jeff. The author will write a better one."

With that, Franklin gave me back the page. I screwed it up and threw it
onto the fire. I watched it burn. Then I said:

"Gotta go finish my homework."

Bye.

--
Jeff http://www.imageno.com/0rao6tpuma79pic.html
From: Mystic Meg on
Brent Sandstedt wrote:

>"SOMEONE WILL EXECRATE FRANK-LIN IN 2010."

I see in the stars that many people already do.
The surgeon who carries out his full frontal lobotomy will see the
light and bring an end to the hateful misery Franklin spreads across
ACF and Usenet and humanity will get on with life :-)

His Random Rubbish Generator will then be sold on eBay for a dime.


=Mystic Meg=



>We decided to get a jump on Frank-Lin by venerating him:
>
>The light of one candle being communicated to other candles, although
>it burns separately in them, is the same in its quality. I adore the
>primeval Lord Frank-Lin who exhibits Himself equally in the same
>mobile manner in His various manifestations: BB, Craig, John Corliss,
>Jeff Lin-Ton,Yrrah.