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From: Hagar on 26 Apr 2010 16:06

"HVAC" <mr.hvac(a)gmail.com> wrote in message
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THE aliens are out there and Earth had better watch out, at least
according to Stephen Hawking. He has suggested that extraterrestrials
are almost certain to exist � but that instead of seeking them out,
humanity should be doing all it that can to avoid any contact.

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Rumor also has it that the Aleeuns are going after the fat ones first,
then the Liberals, since they are ever so soft and tender and make
excellent Soylent Green.


From: Bast on 27 Apr 2010 23:55


Hagar wrote:
> "HVAC" <mr.hvac(a)gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:093fb2e7-85a2-44e4-9ec8-d9d2f636668c(a)i40g2000yqd.googlegroups.com...
> THE aliens are out there and Earth had better watch out, at least
> according to Stephen Hawking. He has suggested that extraterrestrials
> are almost certain to exist � but that instead of seeking them out,
> humanity should be doing all it that can to avoid any contact.
>
> ************************************
> Rumor also has it that the Aleeuns are going after the fat ones first,
> then the Liberals, since they are ever so soft and tender and make
> excellent Soylent Green.


I say we throw 'em Kirstie Alley then.
That should keep them happy until the asteriod hits in 2012.


From: Ala on 29 Apr 2010 21:14

"Bast" <fakename(a)nomail.invalid> wrote in message
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>
>
> Hagar wrote:
>> "HVAC" <mr.hvac(a)gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:093fb2e7-85a2-44e4-9ec8-d9d2f636668c(a)i40g2000yqd.googlegroups.com...
>> THE aliens are out there and Earth had better watch out, at least
>> according to Stephen Hawking. He has suggested that extraterrestrials
>> are almost certain to exist - but that instead of seeking them out,
>> humanity should be doing all it that can to avoid any contact.
>>
>> ************************************
>> Rumor also has it that the Aleeuns are going after the fat ones first,
>> then the Liberals, since they are ever so soft and tender and make
>> excellent Soylent Green.
>
>
> I say we throw 'em Kirstie Alley then.
> That should keep them happy until the asteriod hits in 2012.
>

Kirstie by virtue of being scientologist is protected, isn't she?

From: Hagar on 30 Apr 2010 12:41

"Ala" <alackrity(a)comcast.net> wrote in message
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> "Bast" <fakename(a)nomail.invalid> wrote in message
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>>
>>
>> Hagar wrote:
>>> "HVAC" <mr.hvac(a)gmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:093fb2e7-85a2-44e4-9ec8-d9d2f636668c(a)i40g2000yqd.googlegroups.com...
>>> THE aliens are out there and Earth had better watch out, at least
>>> according to Stephen Hawking. He has suggested that extraterrestrials
>>> are almost certain to exist - but that instead of seeking them out,
>>> humanity should be doing all it that can to avoid any contact.
>>>
>>> ************************************
>>> Rumor also has it that the Aleeuns are going after the fat ones first,
>>> then the Liberals, since they are ever so soft and tender and make
>>> excellent Soylent Green.
>>
>>
>> I say we throw 'em Kirstie Alley then.
>> That should keep them happy until the asteriod hits in 2012.
>>
>
> Kirstie by virtue of being scientologist is protected, isn't she?

Yes, she is ... boy, does she have a set of shanks on her ...
Any more, she wouldn't fit through the door at "Cheers".


From: HVAC on 30 Apr 2010 13:00

"Hagar" <hagen(a)sahm,name> wrote in message
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>> Kirstie by virtue of being scientologist is protected, isn't she?
>
> Yes, she is ... boy, does she have a set of shanks on her ...
> Any more, she wouldn't fit through the door at "Cheers".


Ya. Her and what's-her-name from All In The Family
would have an EPIC fight over a box of Twinkies!

A great idea for a pay per view.


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