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From: Good Gawd! on 3 Aug 2010 17:57 < BillO Reilly <billo_reily517(a)hotmail.com> wrote: < < "Ed Conrad, I realize that you hold the < Guinness Record for pissing off people < but I'd like to ask you a question." < Fire away! < < "Well, since you claim you're quite an < expert about The Other Side, I'm just < wondering how we'll know for sure when < we're dead." < For one thing, BillO, I guarantee you won't see God. Or even the Devil. But you'll immediately see someone whom you dearly loved during your time on earth, someone who passed over before you. < It could be your mother, your father, one of your sons, one of your daughters, maybe grandma, maybe grandpa, perhaps a dear, dear friend. < "You'll get a hug, a warm embrace, and you'll probably both be crying -- with tears of happiness. < "You'll be led to a place where many other of your loved ones are -- members of your family, lots of old freinds (some who had died decades before. < "Amazingly, they'll look just as you best remember them. The ravages of old age havedisappeared, their illness has vanished. < "Perhaps even more amazing, the leg that grandpa had to have amputated when he was a young man injured in the mines will be gone. He'll be as peppy and as bouncy as a gung-ho Marine recruit. < "That elderly blind man who was so nice to you -- and you to him -- will be there, but this time he's seeing 20-20. < What you won't see soon after you die is God (or The Devil, for that matter). < And you surely won't see St. Peter or the Pearly Gates of Heaven, same as you won't see the rusty-red gates of Hell. < You see, BillO, they don't exist. They are nothing more than mythology, with capital M. < But make no mistake. YOU WILL BE JUDGED for the rotten, contemptible things you may have done during your lifetime on earth. < And, be assured, the price you'll pay will be even worse than roasting in Hell. < See, you'll be deprived of the company of a loved one -- family or friend -- and the heartbreak is unimaginable. < On the Other Side, BillO, your life will be an open book and only then willt they become fully aware of the despicable tricks you pulled against them personally and how they had resulted in hardship for them when it certainly didn't have to be. < It could've been something major or something as minor as forcing mom or dad to enter a nursing home where they didn't want to go -- knowing full well that they could've lived out their twilight years in your home which is where they wanted to be. You could have done it easily but it just wasn't convenient for your lifestyle so you lied about the reasons for sending them away.. < Unfortunatley, BillO, you had no time for mom or dad in their old age, and on The Other Side they'll remember it well. < As for sins of the world -- the ones we all commit -- they were forgiven even before we were born. This was expected because, heck, we're all -- or were --mortal. < If the Creator wanted us all to be saints, he'd have done so when He created us in His image and likeness. < ===================== < < PROOF OF LIFE AFTER DEATH < http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Miracle.jpg http://edconrad.com/lifeafterdeath < ========================== < NATIONAL NEWS SITES ABCNEWS.com Arizona Republic, The Atlanta Journal-Constitution Baltimore Sun Boston Globe CBS News CNN Chicago Sun-Times Chicago Tribune Christian Science Monitor Cincinnati Enquirer Cincinnati Post Cleveland Plain Dealer Dallas Morning News Denver Post Detroit Free Press Detroit News Florida Times-Union Fox News Ft. Worth Star-Telegram Hartford Courant Houston Chronicle Indianapolis Star and News International Herald Tribune Kansas City Star Las Vegas Sun Los Angeles Times MSNBC News Miami Herald Milwaukee-Journal Sentinel Minneapolis-St. Paul Pioneer Press Minneapolis-St. Paul Star Tribune New Jersey Online New York Daily News New York Newsday New York Post New York Times NPR Online Orlando Sentinel Oregonian, The Philadelphia Inquirer, The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette Pittsburgh Tribune-Review Providence Journal Rochester Democrat & Chronicle Sacramento Bee Salt Lake City Deseret News Salt Lake City Tribune San Antonio Express-News San Diego Union-Tribune San Francisco Chronicle San Francisco Examiner San Jose Mercury News Seattle Times South Florida Sun-Sentinel St. Louis Post St. Petersburg Times Syracuse Post-Standard Tampa Tribune USA Today Virginian-Pilot, The Wall Street Journal Washington Post Washington Times < WORLDWIDE NEWS SITES Age, The (Melbourne) Asahi (Japan) BBC News CNN - World News Canadian Online Explorer China Daily Hong Kong Standard International Herald Tribune Irish Times Japan Times Jerusalem Post Johannesburg Star Korea Herald Le Monde (French) London Telegraph London Times MSNBC Interactive - NBC and Microsoft worldwide news PlanetSun - Canada Russia Today St. Petersburg Times (Russia) South China Morning Post Times of India Toronto Star USA Today World |