From: Oppie on
"Dan" <B2431B(a)aol.com> wrote in message
news:irgVn.372$OU6.349(a)newsfe20.iad...
> Oppie wrote:
>> "Jim Thompson" <To-Email-Use-The-Envelope-Icon(a)On-My-Web-Site.com> wrote
>> in message news:dv0826tsojdfiugn229dbr1tfl87s33vma(a)4ax.com...
>>> The urge to kill...
>>>
>>> Just changed out a kitchen sink disposer.
>>>
>>> Original equipment, put in when the house was built 16 years ago.
>>>
>>> Some "master" plumber filled every threaded (plastic drain) joint with
>>> plumbers putty :-(
>>>
>>> Dried up after 16 years... I had to break it to get it apart :-(
>>>
>>> ...Jim Thompson
>>
>> So what is the problem? Working with plastic pipe is easy - even if you
>> have to saw out a section. Bonding in a new coupler is simple. My biggest
>> problem was dry fitting everything first to get all the dimensions proved
>> out... then I forgot to glue one of the joints ;-)
>
> You will find when you need to repair a single fitting that your cans of
> primer and cement from your last project will have dried out.
>
> Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired

Ah, yes! The voice of experience. Must be one of Murphy's corollaries...
<smile>

From: WarmUnderbelly on
On Mon, 28 Jun 2010 08:44:33 -0400, "Oppie" <Oppie(a)saynotospam.com>
wrote:

>Ah, yes! The voice of experience. Must be one of Murphy's corollaries...
><smile>

The voice of experience.

At age 11, in 1971, I read an article in Popular Mechanics, the
magazine that so many holier than thou asswipes in here denigrate
regularly.

After using your paint or virtually any liquidous product that has an
aromatic vehicle in it, all you need to do is hold a breath in for about
twenty seconds extra, and just before you close the lid of the product,
blow that breath INTO the can or jar and place the lid onto it.

You will find that no skin develops on any such container that you
perform this simple task on.

I am sorry that so many of you went through life so oblivious to all of
the things around you. Really, I am truly sorry that you "Murphy"
believing dumbfucks have it so rough. NOT!

Popular Mechanics, and Popular Science had a lot to offer then, and
they do now as well. That was at age 11. Have a nice life, dumbfucks.
From: m II on
Warthogbelly LiverLover wrote:

> After using your paint or virtually any liquidous product that has an
> aromatic vehicle in it, all you need to do is hold a breath in for about
> twenty seconds extra, and just before you close the lid of the product,
> blow that breath INTO the can or jar and place the lid onto it.
>
> You will find that no skin develops on any such container that you
> perform this simple task on.


I note by your behaviour here that you truly practice what you preach.

Your neighbours report you've successfully managed to keep four
gasoline containers, one drum of diesel, fifteen litres of Naphtha,
two gallons of TriChloroEthane and an old fruit jar of ether from
'skinning'.

As admirable as that is, the question remains.....WHY do you have that
stuff hidden in your shed and how does it tie in with all the
fertilizer you've been buying? Isn't a bit of 'accidental' inhalation
inevitable? Seems to be.

Still have that boyfriend in Delta Force?





mike
From: m II on
Warthogbelly LiverLover wrote:


>> That would explain sightings of the back of his head bobbing up and
>> down in pew four.


> And you retarded fucks claim to be Christian?


Nah..they've got WAY too many of your type there. I wouldn't want to
be a member of any congregation that would have YOU as a 'member'.
They'd be guaranteed a bulk ticket to see your Master Lucifer.


All together now, in your finest Beach Boys a cappella....

bob bob bob, Archie, bob bob bob...Aaaaarchieeeeee

come on..put some effort into it...


mike love

From: Pieyed Piper on
On Mon, 28 Jun 2010 22:34:34 -0600, m II <sc(a)in.the.hat> wrote:

>War

Your eyes are brown and there is a foul stench emanating from your
ears.
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