From: J. Clarke on 15 Jun 2010 16:59 On 6/14/2010 9:35 PM, tony cooper wrote: > On Mon, 14 Jun 2010 17:23:07 -0700, Savageduck > <savageduck1@{REMOVESPAM}me.com> wrote: > >> No mice or bugs in that apartment, and I always wondered who would want >> to be a skunk descenter. > > Seems cruel to me...being a skunk descenter and dropping skunks out of > second story windows. That would be a skunk defenstrator.
From: J. Clarke on 15 Jun 2010 16:58 On 6/14/2010 7:42 PM, Tim Conway wrote: > > "Peter" <peternew(a)nospamoptonline.net> wrote in message > news:4c16bcf3$0$5499$8f2e0ebb(a)news.shared-secrets.com... >> "Walter Banks" <walter(a)bytecraft.com> wrote in message >> news:4C15ADB5.7A136F38(a)bytecraft.com... >>> >>> >>> tony cooper wrote: >>> >>>> >>>> >That might be shredded skunk >>> >>> A vet friend of mine over dinner a couple weeks ago noted >>> that there is nothing on a skunk that doesn't smell like skunk >>> including the bottoms of their feet >>> >> >> >> Does this guy have a life. Really who would go around smelling the >> bottoms of a skunk's foot. >> >> I've heard that a deodorized skunk makes a great pet.. > > Yep. Just ask Ellie May Clampett. (I don't think I spelled that right) Ellie Mae's wasn't disarmed. Some government busybody once shot it with animal repellant. The transaction did not go the way he expected. >
From: J. Clarke on 15 Jun 2010 16:57 On 6/14/2010 7:35 PM, Peter wrote: > "Walter Banks" <walter(a)bytecraft.com> wrote in message > news:4C15ADB5.7A136F38(a)bytecraft.com... >> >> >> tony cooper wrote: >> >>> >>> >That might be shredded skunk >> >> A vet friend of mine over dinner a couple weeks ago noted >> that there is nothing on a skunk that doesn't smell like skunk >> including the bottoms of their feet >> > > > Does this guy have a life. Really who would go around smelling the > bottoms of a skunk's foot. > > I've heard that a deodorized skunk makes a great pet.. I've heard of a family that had a fully armed skunk as a pet, which worked out fine until grandpa, thinking it was stuffed, grabbed it by its tail and threw it across the living room.
From: Peter on 15 Jun 2010 17:43 "J. Clarke" <jclarke.usenet(a)cox.net> wrote in message news:hv8pit12qsu(a)news7.newsguy.com... > On 6/14/2010 9:35 PM, tony cooper wrote: >> On Mon, 14 Jun 2010 17:23:07 -0700, Savageduck >> <savageduck1@{REMOVESPAM}me.com> wrote: >> >>> No mice or bugs in that apartment, and I always wondered who would want >>> to be a skunk descenter. >> >> Seems cruel to me...being a skunk descenter and dropping skunks out of >> second story windows. > > That would be a skunk defenstrator. > > Nein heim herr. Defense is de guy dat get de stolen jewlery. Defenster is de guy dat buys from de fence -- Peter
From: Bill Graham on 15 Jun 2010 18:01
"Wilba" <usenet(a)CUTTHISimago.com.au> wrote in message news:4c174430$0$14151$c3e8da3(a)news.astraweb.com... > Bill Graham wrote: >> >> Somebody told me that emu's taste just like steak......I didn't believe >> it then, but now that you told me this, I am not so sure anymore.....(Two >> references have a lot more power than just one....) > > When I was kid (growing up in emu habitat), I was told the only way to eat > emu was to boil it with a rock. When the rock gets soft you throw away the > emu and eat the rock. Hummmmm.....Let's see.....Two references, minus one reference.....equals just one reference. I guess I am back to being a non-believer....... |