URGENT: 'Where is the Centre of the Universe?' From Dr. Cyril Gripper ... .
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From: John Murphy on 20 Apr 2010 16:56 A LOST PROPERTY I left a small, grey case of roughly non-anthropic or Vitruvian dimensions in the cloakroom at the last meeting of the Society. I believe that another member may have mistaken my case for his. At any rate, I was given a similar case which bears his name and contains a half-eaten apple and a book on solipsism. On no account should the flask inside the case be opened: it is of a special type and bears the legend "Pandora Project: Centre of Universe". The case should be sent without delay to the Department of Experimental Cosmology, Grebe Foundation, University of Cambridge, whereby a substantial reward will will be paid for its return ("Don't go overboard on this." - Dr. Barnum.). Dr. Cyril Gripper, Director, Department of Experimental Cosmology, University of Cambridge.
From: porky_pig_jr on 20 Apr 2010 20:32
On Apr 20, 4:56 pm, John Murphy <london.accommodation.homest...(a)googlemail.com> wrote: > A LOST PROPERTY > > I left a small, grey case of roughly non-anthropic or Vitruvian > dimensions in the > cloakroom at the last meeting of the Society. I believe that another > member > may have mistaken my case for his. At any rate, I was given > a similar case which bears his name and contains a half-eaten apple > and a book on solipsism. On no account should the flask inside the > case > be opened: it is of a special type and bears the legend "Pandora > Project: > Centre of Universe". > > The case should be sent without delay to the Department of > Experimental Cosmology, > Grebe Foundation, University of Cambridge, whereby a substantial > reward will will be > paid for its return ("Don't go overboard on this." - Dr. Barnum.). > > Dr. Cyril Gripper, > Director, > Department of Experimental Cosmology, > University of Cambridge. The center of the universe is my snout, you bloody solipsist. Finish up eating that apple and die. |