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From: Sam Wormley on 16 Jul 2010 17:25 > WHAT�S NEW Robert L. Park Friday, 16 Jul 2010 Washington, DC > > 1. POPULATION: RE-EMERGENCE OF THE POPULATION ISSUE IN THE UK. > The world slept through two decades as if forbidden to utter the > word "population." No American politician would dare speak the dangerous > word even now. It�s being voiced once again in the UK, however, not only > by such high-profile intellectuals as Sir David Attenborough, but also by > Fred Pearce, a prominent science writer, who tells us, presumably with a > straight face, that "the problem is not population but consumption." > Dominic Lawson, also with a straight face, writes in the Independent > that, "Affluence is the answer." The rich, he notes, have fewer offspring; > all we have to do is make everybody rich. Between Pearce and Lawson, a > bunch off basic conservation laws must get mangled. Not a moment too soon, > the UK's Royal Society is launching a comprehensive review of the evidence, > led by Sir John Sulston, who was awarded the 2002 Nobel Prize in Physiology > for his contributions to the Human Genome Project. Just the person. > > 2. WARMING: IT�S HOTTER THAN THE ARM PIT OF FAHRENHEIT�S MISSUS. > Only the US and Belize still use this archaic Fahrenheit temperature scale, > but Washington, DC just hit 100 F (about 38 C). Not to worry. I have an > ad torn from Parade magazine. Parade has the highest circulation of any > print news. The ad, configured to look like a news story, is about > a "miracle air cooler." It's on wheels and you can roll it around anyplace > you want cool air. If you buy one quick you might get another one free. > But heck, they're "a real steal at just $298 and shipping." So if it > doesn't have to be in a window, where does the heat go? They come equipped > with two reusable ice blocks. Just fill �em up and plug �em in. This is > what we did back in the 30s. On unbearably hot days you put a block of ice > in front of a table fan. Taking into account the energy required to make > ice, it's much less efficient than your air conditioner. > > 3. NASA: SENATE AUTHORIZATION CANCELS THE RETURN TO THE MOON. > The Senate Committee on Commerce Science and Transportation yesterday > agreed unanimously on a blueprint for NASA that is devoid of any new > science. The bill does get rid of the pathetic return-to-the-moon program, > but it is otherwise just a plan to avoid adding to unemployment in the > space industry. It calls for development of a spacecraft capable of > carrying a crew beyond low Earth orbit, but there's no place to go > > 4. NUCLEAR WEAPONS: WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH THE STOCKPILE? > Under the Obama administration's 20-year plan the US nuclear arsenal would > reduce the 5000 deployed and stored warheads by about 40%. The US has no > conceivable need for the remaining 3000 nuclear warheads. Additional cuts > however would be too expensive. As Lisbeth Gronlund of the Union of > Concerned Scientists is quoted in today's Washington Post, "nuclear weapons > are now a liability not an asset." We can't get rid of them fast enough. > > 5. CELL PHONES: PROXIMITY TO TOWERS DOESN�T RAISE CANCER RISK. > Of course it doesn't, for the same reason that the phones don't cause > cancer: the frequency of microwave radiation is far, far below the > photoelectron threshold. > > THE UNIVERSITY OF MARYLAND. > Opinions are the author's and not necessarily shared by the > University of Maryland, but they should be. > --- > Archives of What's New can be found at http://www.bobpark.org > What's New is moving to a different listserver and our > subscription process has changed. |