From: john on 15 May 2010 18:07 On May 15, 10:40 am, Uncle Al <Uncle...(a)hate.spam.net> wrote: > Sam Wormley wrote: > > > > WHATS NEW Robert L. Park Friday, May 14, 2010 Washington, DC > > [snip] > > > > 2. HOLY WATER: SHOULD A PRIEST ALSO BLESS THE CONTAMINENTS? > > > After all, the Presidents Cancer Panel finds BPA, which is said to have > > > estrogenic effects, to be present in numerous consumer products. Its > > > detectable at biologically active levels in the urine of an estimated 93% > > > of Americans. BPA is used to harden plastics including water and baby > > > bottles. Canada banned its use in baby bottles and infant formula cans in > > > 2008, and a number of U.S. municipalities are set to follow suit. Has > > > anyone identified a reduction in Canadian cancers as a result of the ban? > > [snip] > > Has the Ozone Hole changed after 40 years of Freon bans? Management > is about process nto product. If you want a man's blood you whip him > to make it flow. > > > > The panel report > > > does not stop with suspected chemical carcinogens; it also includes a > > > warning against frequent medical x-ray use and even cell phones. > > [snip] > > Testicle-frying Homeland Severity x-ray booths at airports are > exempt. Cf: 4th Amendment whining about constitutionally illegal > warrantless search and seizure. A Muslim using cash to buy a one-way > trip to Pakistan "fell through the cracks." Good thing he was too > stooopid to light a fuse to set off a NY Times Square car bomb. Faith > only takes you so far. > > > > 4. ISS: ANOTHER STUDY IN HOW NOT TO DO SCIENCE. > > > This peculiar issue of WN wouldn't be complete without mentioning the > > > International Space Station. They are rushing to launch the shuttle to the > > > ISS today, before the Russians take over that part of the job. One of > > > these days Earth will have to worry about getting it down safely. > > > Meanwhile, it was an expensive lesson in how not to do science > > The Shire of Esperance should tunnel 1000 feet underground. Take > pictures of the Uluru (Ayers Rock) monolith before it is thumped to > aggregate. > > Uncle Al proposes building a second, identical International Space > Station Freedom FUBAR Space Hole One Alpha in counterorbit. All one > need do is hit them head on, canceling all momentum for both, and the > pieces will harmlessly flutter straight down onto Ponca City, OK for > retrieval and reassembly at the US Space & Rocket Center, Huntsville, And if they impact them hard enough, they'll be able to identify exactly what they're made of. john
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