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From: graderex on 20 Oct 2009 19:37 On Oct 20, 3:16 pm, "optimistx" <optimi...(a)hotmail.com> wrote: > Your being an anonymous/nicknamed, Google > Groups, clueless newbie, nothing more was to be expected. FOAD. A couple of days of civil discussion, then suddenly the trolls chime in with their vile two cents. Tell me, Where does your derision for newbies come from? Maybe you're just a closet newbie, expert-wannabee yourself? Whatever you are, I sure hope you're not a teacher by profession. I could just picture it: the kids who don't get everything they read perfectly the first time are taken out to the yard and given 100 lashes. If Mr. Optimistx is in a particularly cranky mood, poor old student is told to FOAD, then stoned to death. > PLONK Go right ahead. In case you hadn't noticed, email addresses and Google accounts are pretty easy to come by ;)
From: Jake Jarvis on 20 Oct 2009 20:22 graderex wrote: > On Oct 20, 3:16 pm, "optimistx" <optimi...(a)hotmail.com> wrote: > >> Your being an anonymous/nicknamed, Google >> Groups, clueless newbie, nothing more was to be expected. FOAD. > > A couple of days of civil discussion, then suddenly the trolls chime > in with their vile two cents. Tell me, Where does your derision for > newbies come from? Maybe you're just a closet newbie, expert-wannabee > yourself? Whatever you are, I sure hope you're not a teacher by > profession. I could just picture it: the kids who don't get everything > they read perfectly the first time are taken out to the yard and given > 100 lashes. If Mr. Optimistx is in a particularly cranky mood, poor > old student is told to FOAD, then stoned to death. > >> PLONK > > Go right ahead. In case you hadn't noticed, email addresses and Google > accounts are pretty easy to come by ;) > optimistx has a very peculiar way (so it seems to me) of expressing himself, but I believe he is actually on /your/ side. I interpreted his post as a list of things PE said, which, in his opinion, were /not/ at all 'civil, but also cordial'.
From: Jorge on 21 Oct 2009 03:59 On Oct 21, 12:50 am, SAM <stephanemoriaux.NoAd...(a)wanadoo.fr.invalid> wrote: > Le 10/20/09 11:05 PM, Jorge a écrit : > > > > > > > On Oct 20, 10:55 pm, The Natural Philosopher <t...(a)invalid.invalid> > > wrote: > >> Jorge wrote: > >>> On Oct 20, 10:40 pm, The Natural Philosopher <t...(a)invalid.invalid> > >>> wrote: > >>>> Jorge wrote: > >>>>> The truly "alternative" if syntax is :-) > >>>>> res += ( ((i * j) % 8) && " " ) || "*"; > >>>> Cute, and getting cuter... > >>>> Hey Jorge, set up a call table in an array > >>> Yeah ! You're right ! I forgot that one ! > >>> a= [" ", "*"]; > >>> res+= a[!((i * j) % 8)]; > >>> :-) > >>> -- > >>> Jorge. > >> Better, but no banana > > >> given > >> function return_star() > >> { > >> return "*";} > > >> f8uncton return_blamk() > >> { > >> return " "; > > >> } > > >> now set up an array and a function that calls the correct one by > >> indexing off an array. > > > That's the same as above, just put functions into the array to have > > them called afterwards: > > > a= [fBlank, fStar]; > > res+= a[!((i * j) % 8)](); > > ? ? ? > > javascript:b=function(){return'blank'};c=function(){return'star'};a=[b,c];a lert(a[!(250.23*2)%8]()); > javascript:b=function(){return'blank'};c=function(){return'star'};a=[b,c];a lert(a[!('z'*2)%8]()); > > javascript:b=function(){return'blank'};c=function(){return'star'};a=[b,c];a lert((250.23*2)%8);alert(!((250.23*2)%8));alert(a[!((250.23*2)%8)]()); Oh yes, I see, a + is needed in front of the !... b=function(){return'blank'}; c=function(){return'star'}; a=[b,c]; alert(a[+!(((250.23*2))%8)]()); alert(a[+!((64*27)%8)]()); -- Jorge.
From: Gregor Kofler on 21 Oct 2009 04:30 graderex meinte: > On Oct 20, 4:19 pm, Osmo Saarikumpu <o...(a)weppipakki.com> wrote: >> optimistx kirjoitti: > >> What is wrong with reading the fine manual? > > Don't give me your bullshit spin. Nice substitution on the "f" there. > Here's an interesting quote from the Ubuntu forums: [snip] Who cares? This is *usenet*, not some ubuntu forum. Gregor -- http://www.gregorkofler.com
From: graderex on 21 Oct 2009 09:07
On Oct 21, 4:30 am, Gregor Kofler <use...(a)gregorkofler.com> wrote: > graderex meinte: > > > On Oct 20, 4:19 pm, Osmo Saarikumpu <o...(a)weppipakki.com> wrote: > >> optimistx kirjoitti: > > >> What is wrong with reading the fine manual? > > > Don't give me your bullshit spin. Nice substitution on the "f" there. > > Here's an interesting quote from the Ubuntu forums: > > [snip] > > Who cares? This is *usenet*, not some ubuntu forum. > > Gregor Oh, so if you're a *usenet* person, then it's OK to behave like an uncivilized a-hole? Ah ha, thanks for setting me straight. |