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From: Frank van Bortel on 6 Jan 2010 06:12
Mladen Gogala wrote:
> On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 07:46:30 -0800, Mark D Powell wrote:
>
>
>> which in turn lead me to a page with the 11g OCP test requirements for
>> database associate, professional, and master listed at
>
> How can I become a DBA 2.0? I am an old hack, very well versed in log
> files, various forms of Unix, Perl, PHP, event based tuning and I would
> need to surgically remove approximately 50% of my brain in order to
> attain that glorious goal.
>
>
>
You know, alcohol can do that, too. Not as fast, but far more pleasant.
And -depending on where you live, I suppose- about as expensive.

Happy new year!
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Regards,
Frank van Bortel
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