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From: Mark Allread on 11 Jun 2010 01:14
JW wrote:
> On 9 Jun 2010 13:28:27 GMT Spamm Trappe<bit-bucket(a)config.com> wrote in
> Message id:<slrni0vcod.rca.bit-bucket(a)shell.config.com>:
>
>> On Wed, 9 Jun 2010 00:07:00 -0700 (PDT), sk wrote:
>>
>>> remove me from your group...................
>>
>> Google Groopers can be so much fun.
>
> It's the new AOL.
The way the real news providers are drying up, we might all end up using
(shudder) Google Groups. How's that for a nightmare?

From: AZ Nomad on 11 Jun 2010 13:31
On Wed, 9 Jun 2010 00:07:00 -0700 (PDT), sk <skviknesh(a)gmail.com> wrote:
>remove me from your group...................



Unsubscribe Kit(TM)

Call your ISP and ask them to Mail you an Unsubscribe
Kit.

It should be the standard no-fault type. Depending on
your requirements, System A and/or System B can be used.
When operating System A, depress lever and a plastic
dalkron unsubscriber will be dispensed through the slot
immediately underneath. When you have fastened the
adhesive lip, attach connection marked by the large "X"
outlet hose. Twist the silver-colored ring one inch below
the connection point until you feel it lock.

The kit is now ready for use. The Cin-Eliminator is
activated by the small switch on the lip. When securing,
twist the ring back to its initial condition, so that the two
orange lines meet. Disconnect. Place the dalkron
unsubscriber in the vacuum receptacle to the rear. Activate
by pressing the blue button.

The controls for System B are located on the opposite
side. The red release switch places the Cin-Eliminator into
position; it can be adjusted manually up or down by
pressing the blue manual release button. The opening is
self-adjusting. To secure after use, press the green button,
which simultaneously activates the evaporator and returns
the Cin-Eliminator to its storage position.

You may log off if the green exit light is on over the
evaporator. If the red light is illuminated, one of the
Cin-Eliminator requirements has not been properly
implemented. Press the "List Guy" call button on the right
of the evaporator. He will secure all facilities from his
control panel.

To use the Auto-Unsub, first undress and place all your
clothes in the clothes rack. Put on the velcro slippers
located in the cabinet immediately below. Enter the shower,
taking the entire kit with you. On the control panel to your
upper right upon entering you will see a "Shower seal"
button. Press to activate. A green light will then be
illuminated immediately below. On the intensity knob,
select the desired setting. Now depress the Auto-Unsub
activation lever. Bathe normally.

The Auto-Unsub will automatically go off after three
minutes unless you activate the "Manual off" override
switch by flipping it up. When you are ready to leave, press
the blue "Shower seal" release button. The door will open
and you may leave. Please remove the velcro slippers and
place them in their container.

If you prefer the ultrasonic log-off mode, press the
indicated blue button. When the twin panels open, pull
forward by rings A & B. The knob to the left, just below the
blue light, has three settings, low, medium or high. For
normal use, the medium setting is suggested.

After these settings have been made, you can activate the
device by switching to the "ON" position the clearly marked
red switch. If during the unsubscribing operation, you wish
to change the settings, place the "manual off" override
switch in the "OFF" position. You may now make the
change and repeat the cycle. When the green exit light goes
on, you may log off and have lunch. Please close the door
behind you.
From: Winston on 11 Jun 2010 15:25
On 6/11/2010 10:31 AM, AZ Nomad wrote:
> On Wed, 9 Jun 2010 00:07:00 -0700 (PDT), sk<skviknesh(a)gmail.com> wrote:
>> remove me from your group...................
>
>
>
> Unsubscribe Kit(TM)
>
> Call your ISP and ask them to Mail you an Unsubscribe
> Kit.

(...)


1) Is this original to you?
2) Have you ever read the Owner's Manual for a BSA B50T?
A) If not, why did you paraphrase it?

Seriously dude. That was great!

--Winston
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