From: Double-A on
On Apr 4, 11:14 am, HVAC <mr.h...(a)gmail.com> wrote:
> Happy Easter everyone!
>
> Heard this at a bonfire last night......
>
> All politicians should serve two terms.
>
> One in office.   One in prison.
>
> It made my evening!


Bonfire? Whom were you burning?

I hope the Easter Bunny showed up extra early at your house this year!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcrg0B_yJAo

Double-A

From: Mark Earnest on

"HVAC" <mr.hvac(a)gmail.com> wrote in message
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>
> Happy Easter everyone!
>
>
>
> Heard this at a bonfire last night......
>
> All politicians should serve two terms.
>
> One in office. One in prison.

Same thing for vampiric bloodsucking lawyers that
make their living by suing people who simply had a misfortunate
experience.


From: Androcles on

"Mark Earnest" <gmearnest(a)yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:M_CdnTIa3KSJvCTWnZ2dnUVZ_tSdnZ2d(a)posted.internetamerica...
>
> "HVAC" <mr.hvac(a)gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:501f0302-a6d1-4835-bd36-32171208a84b(a)x12g2000yqx.googlegroups.com...
>>
>> Happy Easter everyone!
>>
>>
>>
>> Heard this at a bonfire last night......
>>
>> All politicians should serve two terms.
>>
>> One in office. One in prison.
>
> Same thing for vampiric bloodsucking lawyers that
> make their living by suing people who simply had a misfortunate
> experience.

Same thing for vampiric bloodsucking bus, train and plane drivers
that make their living by moving people who simply won't walk,
drive, fly for themselves.
You were not sued by a lawyer, you were sued by someone that
hired a lawyer to speak legalese for them.
"The labourer is worthy of his hire." -- Luke 10:7
Happy fuckin' easter,
"The dog must be bad indeed that is not worth a bone."



From: Mark Earnest on

"Androcles" <Headmaster(a)Hogwarts.physics_x> wrote in message
news:V0aun.763459$Dy7.95347(a)newsfe26.ams2...
>
> "Mark Earnest" <gmearnest(a)yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:M_CdnTIa3KSJvCTWnZ2dnUVZ_tSdnZ2d(a)posted.internetamerica...
>>
>> "HVAC" <mr.hvac(a)gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:501f0302-a6d1-4835-bd36-32171208a84b(a)x12g2000yqx.googlegroups.com...
>>>
>>> Happy Easter everyone!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Heard this at a bonfire last night......
>>>
>>> All politicians should serve two terms.
>>>
>>> One in office. One in prison.
>>
>> Same thing for vampiric bloodsucking lawyers that
>> make their living by suing people who simply had a misfortunate
>> experience.
>
> Same thing for vampiric bloodsucking bus, train and plane drivers
> that make their living by moving people who simply won't walk,
> drive, fly for themselves.
> You were not sued by a lawyer, you were sued by someone that
> hired a lawyer to speak legalese for them.
> "The labourer is worthy of his hire." -- Luke 10:7
> Happy fuckin' easter,
> "The dog must be bad indeed that is not worth a bone."

Just wait until one of your neighbors accidentally falls on the pavement of
your house by tressapassing, and one of those
leeches comes after you!



From: Androcles on

"Mark Earnest" <gmearnest(a)yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:_didnQyRC7j4wCTWnZ2dnUVZ_gGdnZ2d(a)posted.internetamerica...
>
> "Androcles" <Headmaster(a)Hogwarts.physics_x> wrote in message
> news:V0aun.763459$Dy7.95347(a)newsfe26.ams2...
>>
>> "Mark Earnest" <gmearnest(a)yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> news:M_CdnTIa3KSJvCTWnZ2dnUVZ_tSdnZ2d(a)posted.internetamerica...
>>>
>>> "HVAC" <mr.hvac(a)gmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:501f0302-a6d1-4835-bd36-32171208a84b(a)x12g2000yqx.googlegroups.com...
>>>>
>>>> Happy Easter everyone!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Heard this at a bonfire last night......
>>>>
>>>> All politicians should serve two terms.
>>>>
>>>> One in office. One in prison.
>>>
>>> Same thing for vampiric bloodsucking lawyers that
>>> make their living by suing people who simply had a misfortunate
>>> experience.
>>
>> Same thing for vampiric bloodsucking bus, train and plane drivers
>> that make their living by moving people who simply won't walk,
>> drive, fly for themselves.
>> You were not sued by a lawyer, you were sued by someone that
>> hired a lawyer to speak legalese for them.
>> "The labourer is worthy of his hire." -- Luke 10:7
>> Happy fuckin' easter,
>> "The dog must be bad indeed that is not worth a bone."
>
> Just wait until one of your neighbors accidentally falls on the pavement
> of your house by tressapassing, and one of those
> leeches comes after you!
>
It would be the neighbour that was the leech as well as the trespasser,
that is the person you should resent; he/she is paying the lawyer.
The law allows for the neighbour to be legally represented, you
can be too. Never bring a pointy stick to a gunfight, you'll lose.
It does you no good to blame the gun or the stick.



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