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From: Painius on 5 Apr 2010 03:02 "Androcles" <Headmaster(a)Hogwarts.physics_x> wrote in message news:jNfun.126983$RI3.96079(a)newsfe13.ams2... > "Mark Earnest" <gmearnest(a)yahoo.com> wrote in message > news:_didnQyRC7j4wCTWnZ2dnUVZ_gGdnZ2d(a)posted.internetamerica... >> "Androcles" <Headmaster(a)Hogwarts.physics_x> wrote in message >> news:V0aun.763459$Dy7.95347(a)newsfe26.ams2... >>> "Mark Earnest" <gmearnest(a)yahoo.com> wrote in message >>> news:M_CdnTIa3KSJvCTWnZ2dnUVZ_tSdnZ2d(a)posted.internetamerica... >>>> "HVAC" <mr.hvac(a)gmail.com> wrote in message >>>> news:501f0302-a6d1-4835-bd36-32171208a84b(a)x12g2000yqx.googlegroups.com... >>>>> >>>>> Happy Easter everyone! >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> Heard this at a bonfire last night...... >>>>> >>>>> All politicians should serve two terms. >>>>> >>>>> One in office. One in prison. >>>> >>>> Same thing for vampiric bloodsucking lawyers that >>>> make their living by suing people who simply had a misfortunate >>>> experience. >>> >>> Same thing for vampiric bloodsucking bus, train and plane drivers >>> that make their living by moving people who simply won't walk, >>> drive, fly for themselves. >>> You were not sued by a lawyer, you were sued by someone that >>> hired a lawyer to speak legalese for them. >>> "The labourer is worthy of his hire." -- Luke 10:7 >>> Happy fuckin' easter, >>> "The dog must be bad indeed that is not worth a bone." >> >> Just wait until one of your neighbors accidentally falls on the pavement >> of your house by tressapassing, and one of those >> leeches comes after you! >> > It would be the neighbour that was the leech as well as the trespasser, > that is the person you should resent; he/she is paying the lawyer. > The law allows for the neighbour to be legally represented, you > can be too. Never bring a pointy stick to a gunfight, you'll lose. > It does you no good to blame the gun or the stick. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ A belated Happy Easter to all ! Scientists have decided not to use rats in their labs anymore. They have chosen instead to experiment on lawyers. Scientists have made this change for two reasons... 1) They have found that researchers become less attached to the lawyers, and 2) There are some things even rats won't do. happy days and... starry starry nights! -- Indelibly yours, Paine Ellsworth P.S.: "The great thing in the world is not so much where we stand, as in what direction we are moving." > Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr. P.P.S.: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Paine_Ellsworth
From: Androcles on 5 Apr 2010 03:28 "Painius" <starswirlernosp(a)maol.com> wrote in message news:4bb98af2$0$4878$9a6e19ea(a)unlimited.newshosting.com... > "Androcles" <Headmaster(a)Hogwarts.physics_x> wrote > in message news:jNfun.126983$RI3.96079(a)newsfe13.ams2... >> "Mark Earnest" <gmearnest(a)yahoo.com> wrote in message >> news:_didnQyRC7j4wCTWnZ2dnUVZ_gGdnZ2d(a)posted.internetamerica... >>> "Androcles" <Headmaster(a)Hogwarts.physics_x> wrote in message >>> news:V0aun.763459$Dy7.95347(a)newsfe26.ams2... >>>> "Mark Earnest" <gmearnest(a)yahoo.com> wrote in message >>>> news:M_CdnTIa3KSJvCTWnZ2dnUVZ_tSdnZ2d(a)posted.internetamerica... >>>>> "HVAC" <mr.hvac(a)gmail.com> wrote in message >>>>> news:501f0302-a6d1-4835-bd36-32171208a84b(a)x12g2000yqx.googlegroups.com... >>>>>> >>>>>> Happy Easter everyone! >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> Heard this at a bonfire last night...... >>>>>> >>>>>> All politicians should serve two terms. >>>>>> >>>>>> One in office. One in prison. >>>>> >>>>> Same thing for vampiric bloodsucking lawyers that >>>>> make their living by suing people who simply had a misfortunate >>>>> experience. >>>> >>>> Same thing for vampiric bloodsucking bus, train and plane drivers >>>> that make their living by moving people who simply won't walk, >>>> drive, fly for themselves. >>>> You were not sued by a lawyer, you were sued by someone that >>>> hired a lawyer to speak legalese for them. >>>> "The labourer is worthy of his hire." -- Luke 10:7 >>>> Happy fuckin' easter, >>>> "The dog must be bad indeed that is not worth a bone." >>> >>> Just wait until one of your neighbors accidentally falls on the pavement >>> of your house by tressapassing, and one of those >>> leeches comes after you! >>> >> It would be the neighbour that was the leech as well as the trespasser, >> that is the person you should resent; he/she is paying the lawyer. >> The law allows for the neighbour to be legally represented, you >> can be too. Never bring a pointy stick to a gunfight, you'll lose. >> It does you no good to blame the gun or the stick. > > $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ > > A belated Happy Easter to all ! > > Scientists have decided not to use rats in their labs > anymore. They have chosen instead to experiment on > lawyers. Scientists have made this change for two > reasons... > > 1) They have found that researchers become less > attached to the lawyers, and > > 2) There are some things even rats won't do. > Researchers are searchers who don't know they've found what they were searching for.
From: HVAC on 5 Apr 2010 07:33 "Painius" <starswirlernosp(a)maol.com> wrote in message news:4bb98af2$0$4878$9a6e19ea(a)unlimited.newshosting.com... > > Scientists have decided not to use rats in their labs > anymore. They have chosen instead to experiment on > lawyers. Scientists have made this change for two > reasons... > > 1) They have found that researchers become less > attached to the lawyers, and > > 2) There are some things even rats won't do. How do you save a lawyer from drowning? Take your foot off his neck.
From: Mark Earnest on 6 Apr 2010 18:43 "Androcles" <Headmaster(a)Hogwarts.physics_x> wrote in message news:jNfun.126983$RI3.96079(a)newsfe13.ams2... > > "Mark Earnest" <gmearnest(a)yahoo.com> wrote in message > news:_didnQyRC7j4wCTWnZ2dnUVZ_gGdnZ2d(a)posted.internetamerica... >> >> "Androcles" <Headmaster(a)Hogwarts.physics_x> wrote in message >> news:V0aun.763459$Dy7.95347(a)newsfe26.ams2... >>> >>> "Mark Earnest" <gmearnest(a)yahoo.com> wrote in message >>> news:M_CdnTIa3KSJvCTWnZ2dnUVZ_tSdnZ2d(a)posted.internetamerica... >>>> >>>> "HVAC" <mr.hvac(a)gmail.com> wrote in message >>>> news:501f0302-a6d1-4835-bd36-32171208a84b(a)x12g2000yqx.googlegroups.com... >>>>> >>>>> Happy Easter everyone! >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> Heard this at a bonfire last night...... >>>>> >>>>> All politicians should serve two terms. >>>>> >>>>> One in office. One in prison. >>>> >>>> Same thing for vampiric bloodsucking lawyers that >>>> make their living by suing people who simply had a misfortunate >>>> experience. >>> >>> Same thing for vampiric bloodsucking bus, train and plane drivers >>> that make their living by moving people who simply won't walk, >>> drive, fly for themselves. >>> You were not sued by a lawyer, you were sued by someone that >>> hired a lawyer to speak legalese for them. >>> "The labourer is worthy of his hire." -- Luke 10:7 >>> Happy fuckin' easter, >>> "The dog must be bad indeed that is not worth a bone." >> >> Just wait until one of your neighbors accidentally falls on the pavement >> of your house by tressapassing, and one of those >> leeches comes after you! >> > It would be the neighbour that was the leech as well as the trespasser, > that is the person you should resent; he/she is paying the lawyer. > The law allows for the neighbour to be legally represented, you > can be too. Never bring a pointy stick to a gunfight, you'll lose. > It does you no good to blame the gun or the stick. Wait until a few years down the road and you can't get a needed operation because there aren't enough doctors...who had all quit due to the rising cause of malpractice insurance...caused by guess who?
From: Androcles on 6 Apr 2010 19:58
"Mark Earnest" <gmearnest(a)yahoo.com> wrote in message news:Yp-dnQ4E36CNJCbWnZ2dnUVZ_uidnZ2d(a)posted.internetamerica... > > "Androcles" <Headmaster(a)Hogwarts.physics_x> wrote in message > news:jNfun.126983$RI3.96079(a)newsfe13.ams2... >> >> "Mark Earnest" <gmearnest(a)yahoo.com> wrote in message >> news:_didnQyRC7j4wCTWnZ2dnUVZ_gGdnZ2d(a)posted.internetamerica... >>> >>> "Androcles" <Headmaster(a)Hogwarts.physics_x> wrote in message >>> news:V0aun.763459$Dy7.95347(a)newsfe26.ams2... >>>> >>>> "Mark Earnest" <gmearnest(a)yahoo.com> wrote in message >>>> news:M_CdnTIa3KSJvCTWnZ2dnUVZ_tSdnZ2d(a)posted.internetamerica... >>>>> >>>>> "HVAC" <mr.hvac(a)gmail.com> wrote in message >>>>> news:501f0302-a6d1-4835-bd36-32171208a84b(a)x12g2000yqx.googlegroups.com... >>>>>> >>>>>> Happy Easter everyone! >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> Heard this at a bonfire last night...... >>>>>> >>>>>> All politicians should serve two terms. >>>>>> >>>>>> One in office. One in prison. >>>>> >>>>> Same thing for vampiric bloodsucking lawyers that >>>>> make their living by suing people who simply had a misfortunate >>>>> experience. >>>> >>>> Same thing for vampiric bloodsucking bus, train and plane drivers >>>> that make their living by moving people who simply won't walk, >>>> drive, fly for themselves. >>>> You were not sued by a lawyer, you were sued by someone that >>>> hired a lawyer to speak legalese for them. >>>> "The labourer is worthy of his hire." -- Luke 10:7 >>>> Happy fuckin' easter, >>>> "The dog must be bad indeed that is not worth a bone." >>> >>> Just wait until one of your neighbors accidentally falls on the pavement >>> of your house by tressapassing, and one of those >>> leeches comes after you! >>> >> It would be the neighbour that was the leech as well as the trespasser, >> that is the person you should resent; he/she is paying the lawyer. >> The law allows for the neighbour to be legally represented, you >> can be too. Never bring a pointy stick to a gunfight, you'll lose. >> It does you no good to blame the gun or the stick. > > Wait until a few years down the road and you can't get a needed operation > because there aren't enough doctors...who had all quit > due to the rising cause of malpractice insurance...caused by guess > who? I live in Britain. We have the NHS, you can't get a needed operation here because of Gordon Brown. Actually you can and I have, but the hospital food is dreadful. Wait until a few years down the road and you can't get a needed operation because there are too many politicians and not enough lawyers... caused by guess whom? |