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From: Bruce Horrocks on 20 Apr 2010 16:00 There're a lot of handbags flying at the moment. Can we all take a slow count to ten, please? -- Bruce Horrocks Surrey England (bruce at scorecrow dot com)
From: Sara on 22 Apr 2010 09:43 In article <slrnhsu2fr.18fh.jim(a)wotan.magrathea.local>, Jim <jim(a)magrathea.plus.com> wrote: > On 2010-04-21, Chris Ridd <chrisridd(a)mac.com> wrote: > >>>>> _Then_ you've got the people who claim Monster Munch aren't crisps vs. > >>>>> those > >>>>> people who say they are, the people who insist that Pringles *must* > >>>>> contain > >>>>> cocaine (otherwise how else could they be so addictive) and the > >>>>> strange, > >>>>> strange people who like Ryvita and who insist that since it's crisp, it > >>>>> must > >>>>> be _a_ crisp. > >>>>> > >>>>> And all that's before you get to the small but vocal group who are Mad > >>>>> About > >>>>> Tortillas. > >>>>> > >>>>> I'm not going there. > >>>> > >>>> God! You've killed it for me. > >>> > >>> Prawn cocktail. > >> > >> Stop it! > >> > >> Jim > > > > Worcestershire Sauce flavour? > > No! You are NOT going to drag me into the "Worcestershire Sauce and Tomato > Sauce flavours are exactly the same, only the packaging changes" thread. > > Jim Aha! But, people like me can eat Tomato Sauce flavour but not Worcestershire Sauce flavour because the latter contain (or should, anyway) anchovies. -- Sara Hurrah - the weather has cheered up
From: Woody on 22 Apr 2010 10:41 Tim Streater <timstreater(a)waitrose.com> wrote: > In article <saramerriman-AA5B1B.14435222042010(a)news.individual.net>, > Sara <saramerriman(a)blueyonder.co.uk> wrote: > > > In article <slrnhsu2fr.18fh.jim(a)wotan.magrathea.local>, > > Jim <jim(a)magrathea.plus.com> wrote: > > > > > On 2010-04-21, Chris Ridd <chrisridd(a)mac.com> wrote: > > > >>>>> _Then_ you've got the people who claim Monster Munch aren't crisps > > > >>>>> vs. > > > >>>>> those > > > >>>>> people who say they are, the people who insist that Pringles *must* > > > >>>>> contain > > > >>>>> cocaine (otherwise how else could they be so addictive) and the > > > >>>>> strange, > > > >>>>> strange people who like Ryvita and who insist that since it's crisp, > > > >>>>> it > > > >>>>> must > > > >>>>> be _a_ crisp. > > > >>>>> > > > >>>>> And all that's before you get to the small but vocal group who are > > > >>>>> Mad > > > >>>>> About > > > >>>>> Tortillas. > > > >>>>> > > > >>>>> I'm not going there. > > > >>>> > > > >>>> God! You've killed it for me. > > > >>> > > > >>> Prawn cocktail. > > > >> > > > >> Stop it! > > > >> > > > >> Jim > > > > > > > > Worcestershire Sauce flavour? > > > > > > No! You are NOT going to drag me into the "Worcestershire Sauce and Tomato > > > Sauce flavours are exactly the same, only the packaging changes" thread. > > > > > > Jim > > > > Aha! But, people like me can eat Tomato Sauce flavour but not > > Worcestershire Sauce flavour because the latter contain (or should, > > anyway) anchovies. > > Ah, can I have all your anchovies, then, from now 'til doomsday? > > About 35 years ago, a couple I know promised me all their eggs from then > 'til doomsday, as they don't like eggs. Curiously, however, I've yet to > see one. And that didn't show you how useless that sort of promise is? -- Woody
From: Adrian Tuddenham on 22 Apr 2010 13:19 Tim Streater <timstreater(a)waitrose.com> wrote: > In article <saramerriman-AA5B1B.14435222042010(a)news.individual.net>, > Sara <saramerriman(a)blueyonder.co.uk> wrote: > > > In article <slrnhsu2fr.18fh.jim(a)wotan.magrathea.local>, > > Jim <jim(a)magrathea.plus.com> wrote: > > > > > On 2010-04-21, Chris Ridd <chrisridd(a)mac.com> wrote: > > > >>>>> _Then_ you've got the people who claim Monster Munch aren't crisps > > > >>>>> vs. > > > >>>>> those > > > >>>>> people who say they are, the people who insist that Pringles *must* > > > >>>>> contain > > > >>>>> cocaine (otherwise how else could they be so addictive) and the > > > >>>>> strange, > > > >>>>> strange people who like Ryvita and who insist that since it's crisp, > > > >>>>> it > > > >>>>> must > > > >>>>> be _a_ crisp. > > > >>>>> > > > >>>>> And all that's before you get to the small but vocal group who are > > > >>>>> Mad > > > >>>>> About > > > >>>>> Tortillas. > > > >>>>> > > > >>>>> I'm not going there. > > > >>>> > > > >>>> God! You've killed it for me. > > > >>> > > > >>> Prawn cocktail. > > > >> > > > >> Stop it! > > > >> > > > >> Jim > > > > > > > > Worcestershire Sauce flavour? > > > > > > No! You are NOT going to drag me into the "Worcestershire Sauce and Tomato > > > Sauce flavours are exactly the same, only the packaging changes" thread. > > > > > > Jim > > > > Aha! But, people like me can eat Tomato Sauce flavour but not > > Worcestershire Sauce flavour because the latter contain (or should, > > anyway) anchovies. > > Ah, can I have all your anchovies, then, from now 'til doomsday? > > About 35 years ago, a couple I know promised me all their eggs from then > 'til doomsday, as they don't like eggs. Curiously, however, I've yet to > see one. Perhaps they have gone off-lay. -- ~ Adrian Tuddenham ~ (Remove the ".invalid"s and add ".co.uk" to reply) www.poppyrecords.co.uk
From: chris on 22 Apr 2010 16:10
On 22/04/2010 15:20, Tim Streater wrote: > In article<saramerriman-AA5B1B.14435222042010(a)news.individual.net>, > Sara<saramerriman(a)blueyonder.co.uk> wrote: > >> In article<slrnhsu2fr.18fh.jim(a)wotan.magrathea.local>, >> Jim<jim(a)magrathea.plus.com> wrote: >> >>> On 2010-04-21, Chris Ridd<chrisridd(a)mac.com> wrote: >>>>>>>> _Then_ you've got the people who claim Monster Munch aren't crisps >>>>>>>> vs. >>>>>>>> those >>>>>>>> people who say they are, the people who insist that Pringles *must* >>>>>>>> contain >>>>>>>> cocaine (otherwise how else could they be so addictive) and the >>>>>>>> strange, >>>>>>>> strange people who like Ryvita and who insist that since it's crisp, >>>>>>>> it >>>>>>>> must >>>>>>>> be _a_ crisp. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> And all that's before you get to the small but vocal group who are >>>>>>>> Mad >>>>>>>> About >>>>>>>> Tortillas. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> I'm not going there. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> God! You've killed it for me. >>>>>> >>>>>> Prawn cocktail. >>>>> >>>>> Stop it! >>>>> >>>>> Jim >>>> >>>> Worcestershire Sauce flavour? >>> >>> No! You are NOT going to drag me into the "Worcestershire Sauce and Tomato >>> Sauce flavours are exactly the same, only the packaging changes" thread. >>> >>> Jim >> >> Aha! But, people like me can eat Tomato Sauce flavour but not >> Worcestershire Sauce flavour because the latter contain (or should, >> anyway) anchovies. > > Ah, can I have all your anchovies, then, from now 'til doomsday? > > About 35 years ago, a couple I know promised me all their eggs from then > 'til doomsday, as they don't like eggs. Curiously, however, I've yet to > see one. Maybe doomsday has already happened and we all missed it. |