From: Stormin Mormon on
If you have to ask, you're not married.

--
Christopher A. Young
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"Bob F" <bobnospam(a)gmail.com> wrote in message
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If a man speaks in the forest

And there is no woman to hear him

Is he still wrong?



From: Oren on
On Wed, 9 Dec 2009 14:04:04 -0800 (PST), "William R. Walsh"
<wm_walsh(a)hotmail.com> wrote:

>Hi!
>
>> Oh, that means I can't install it in the ceiling outlet, in
>> my shower?
>
>> Learn more about Jesus
>
>Well, you *can* but I suspect that you might end up doing a really
>good job of learning more about Jesus. If you don't meet him, you
>might say his name a few times rather loudly.
>
>Sorry. I'll stop now. :-)
>
>William

LMAO!

He's been screaming Jesus here for years!
From: William R. Walsh on
Hi!

> Big bang.

At which point you no longer needed to ask that the cord be unplugged.

Reminds me of something that happened many years back when my dad was
replacing the light fixture one room over. I said "you should really
turn the power off before doing that".

"Oh no, I'll do it hot." (I really have no idea what possessed him to
do this, he knew better, but...)

I was sitting at my desk, working on my computer when the lights went
out.

Evidently sound does travel slower than light, as it wasn't until a
second or so later that I heard a swear word. <g>

There was also a slight pop, but I never heard that. It kind of
surprised me that a slight pop is all there was.

> She got really pissed off at me for yelling at her.
> (but was I wrong? <bg>)

Yes, if you have fuses or circuit breakers...!

William
From: Stormin Mormon on
And, and also learned the Jesus Method of finding out which
breaker connects to a certain electrical outlet. requiring a
six or so inch length of 12 or 14 gage wire, with about an
inch of each end stripped. Often with the ends gently
pounded flat.

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
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"Oren" <Oren(a)127.0.0.1> wrote in message
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On Wed, 9 Dec 2009 14:04:04 -0800 (PST), "William R. Walsh"
<wm_walsh(a)hotmail.com> wrote:

>Hi!
>
>> Oh, that means I can't install it in the ceiling outlet,
>> in
>> my shower?
>
>> Learn more about Jesus
>
>Well, you *can* but I suspect that you might end up doing a
>really
>good job of learning more about Jesus. If you don't meet
>him, you
>might say his name a few times rather loudly.
>
>Sorry. I'll stop now. :-)
>
>William

LMAO!

He's been screaming Jesus here for years!


From: Stormin Mormon on
You funny! (Funny because there is a LOT of truth in what
you write.)

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
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"William R. Walsh" <wm_walsh(a)hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Hi!

> Oh, that means I can't install it in the ceiling outlet,
> in
> my shower?

> Learn more about Jesus

Well, you *can* but I suspect that you might end up doing a
really
good job of learning more about Jesus. If you don't meet
him, you
might say his name a few times rather loudly.

Sorry. I'll stop now. :-)

William