From: Oren on 9 Dec 2009 22:02 On Wed, 09 Dec 2009 18:12:40 -0800, David Nebenzahl <nobody(a)but.us.chickens> wrote: >So tell me if you've read anything that can beat this: one a'them sun >shades you put inside your car's windshield (sorry, windSCREEN) that >says this inside: > > REMOVE BEFORE DRIVING > > >(not translated-from-Chinese hilarity, but still ...) Warning Labels: ""For external use only!" -- On a curling iron." ""Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet."
From: The Daring Dufas on 9 Dec 2009 23:16 Stormin Mormon wrote: > And, and also learned the Jesus Method of finding out which > breaker connects to a certain electrical outlet. requiring a > six or so inch length of 12 or 14 gage wire, with about an > inch of each end stripped. Often with the ends gently > pounded flat. > Hey! You stealing my material again? TDD
From: Stormin Mormon on 10 Dec 2009 00:01 Not sure. I'm unable to find that mentioned in any of the scriptures. More likely that's the exclaimation heard from the electrician. -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "David Nebenzahl" <nobody(a)but.us.chickens> wrote in message news:4b2057d6$0$26993$822641b3(a)news.adtechcomputers.com... On 12/9/2009 5:14 PM Stormin Mormon spake thus: > And, and also learned the Jesus Method of finding out > which > breaker connects to a certain electrical outlet. requiring > a > six or so inch length of 12 or 14 gage wire, with about an > inch of each end stripped. Often with the ends gently > pounded flat. Are you saying that's how Jesus would've done it? -- I am a Canadian who was born and raised in The Netherlands. I live on Planet Earth on a spot of land called Canada. We have noisy neighbours. - harvested from Usenet
From: Stormin Mormon on 10 Dec 2009 00:02 I've suggested the double hair dryer, but I've never seen it done in practice. -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "Ralph Mowery" <rmowery28146(a)earthlink.net> wrote in message news:C_qdnW6Nmeg5x73WnZ2dnUVZ_v6dnZ2d(a)earthlink.com... NO, You yell out Jesus when the fire flies. Also a good way to meet Him. Maybe safer to get a couple of high current devices such as two hair dryers and turn one on and then the other.
From: Stormin Mormon on 10 Dec 2009 00:03
Was that you I saw, coming down from the cloud, after the bright red flash? Surrounded by a herd of ministering electricians? -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "The Daring Dufas" <the-daring-dufas(a)peckerhead.net> wrote in message news:hfpsm3$3qv$1(a)news.eternal-september.org... Stormin Mormon wrote: > And, and also learned the Jesus Method of finding out > which > breaker connects to a certain electrical outlet. requiring > a > six or so inch length of 12 or 14 gage wire, with about an > inch of each end stripped. Often with the ends gently > pounded flat. > Hey! You stealing my material again? TDD |