From: Oren on
On Wed, 09 Dec 2009 18:12:40 -0800, David Nebenzahl
<nobody(a)but.us.chickens> wrote:

>So tell me if you've read anything that can beat this: one a'them sun
>shades you put inside your car's windshield (sorry, windSCREEN) that
>says this inside:
>
> REMOVE BEFORE DRIVING
>
>
>(not translated-from-Chinese hilarity, but still ...)


Warning Labels:

""For external use only!" -- On a curling iron."

""Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the
information booklet." -- In the information booklet."

From: The Daring Dufas on
Stormin Mormon wrote:
> And, and also learned the Jesus Method of finding out which
> breaker connects to a certain electrical outlet. requiring a
> six or so inch length of 12 or 14 gage wire, with about an
> inch of each end stripped. Often with the ends gently
> pounded flat.
>

Hey! You stealing my material again?

TDD
From: Stormin Mormon on
Not sure. I'm unable to find that mentioned in any of the
scriptures. More likely that's the exclaimation heard from
the electrician.

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
..


"David Nebenzahl" <nobody(a)but.us.chickens> wrote in message
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On 12/9/2009 5:14 PM Stormin Mormon spake thus:

> And, and also learned the Jesus Method of finding out
> which
> breaker connects to a certain electrical outlet. requiring
> a
> six or so inch length of 12 or 14 gage wire, with about an
> inch of each end stripped. Often with the ends gently
> pounded flat.

Are you saying that's how Jesus would've done it?


--
I am a Canadian who was born and raised in The Netherlands.
I live on
Planet Earth on a spot of land called Canada. We have noisy
neighbours.

- harvested from Usenet


From: Stormin Mormon on
I've suggested the double hair dryer, but I've never seen it
done in practice.

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
..


"Ralph Mowery" <rmowery28146(a)earthlink.net> wrote in message
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NO, You yell out Jesus when the fire flies.
Also a good way to meet Him.

Maybe safer to get a couple of high current devices such as
two hair dryers
and turn one on and then the other.



From: Stormin Mormon on
Was that you I saw, coming down from the cloud, after the
bright red flash? Surrounded by a herd of ministering
electricians?

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
..


"The Daring Dufas" <the-daring-dufas(a)peckerhead.net> wrote
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Stormin Mormon wrote:
> And, and also learned the Jesus Method of finding out
> which
> breaker connects to a certain electrical outlet. requiring
> a
> six or so inch length of 12 or 14 gage wire, with about an
> inch of each end stripped. Often with the ends gently
> pounded flat.
>

Hey! You stealing my material again?

TDD