From: Warren Oates on
In article <tom_stiller-D35CEE.09561212022010(a)news.individual.net>,
Tom Stiller <tom_stiller(a)yahoo.com> wrote:

> Egg-zactly!

Frenchmen only ever eat _one_ egg for breakfast because ...

one egg is un oeuf.

Get it? Un oeuf?
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From: Tom Stiller on
In article <4b75720c$0$1485$c3e8da3(a)news.astraweb.com>,
Warren Oates <warren.oates(a)gmail.com> wrote:

> In article <tom_stiller-D35CEE.09561212022010(a)news.individual.net>,
> Tom Stiller <tom_stiller(a)yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > Egg-zactly!
>
> Frenchmen only ever eat _one_ egg for breakfast because ...
>
> one egg is un oeuf.
>
> Get it? Un oeuf?

It's bad form to explain it. People get it, or they don't.

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From: Nick Naym on
In article Pine.SOC.4.64.1002120958090.24618(a)ubunix2.acsu.buffalo.edu,
Michael L Kankiewicz at michaelk(a)buffalo.edu wrote on 2/12/10 9:58 AM:

> On Fri, 12 Feb 2010, George Kerby wrote:
>>
>> On 2/12/10 6:48 AM, in article
>> tom_stiller-6A3379.07483512022010(a)news.individual.net, "Tom Stiller"
>> <tom_stiller(a)yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>>> In article <michelle-4DBD50.22465711022010(a)news.eternal-september.org>,
>>> Michelle Steiner <michelle(a)michelle.org> wrote:
>>>
>>>> In article <C79A50A4.528D9%nicknaym@_remove_this_gmail.com.invalid>,
>>>> Nick Naym <nicknaym@_remove_this_gmail.com.invalid> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>>>> Tom Stiller wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> At least you're not too chicken to admit it. ;-)
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Yes, but I'm not going to crow about it, either.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Oooh, talk about laying an egg!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Is this fowl language permitted in this newsgroup ?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Not hensforth.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> This thread is turning into a cockup.
>>>>>
>>>>> That's because there are too many folks scrambling to make jokes.
>>>>
>>>> I guess that the yolk is on you, in that case.
>>>
>>> You make it difficult to remain Sunny Side Up.
>>
>> Easy, this thread should be over.
>
> Al that's left is a shell of itself.


Not for us hard-boiled wannabe comedians.


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From: Mike Rosenberg on
Michelle Steiner <michelle(a)michelle.org> wrote:

> > You make it difficult to remain Sunny Side Up.
>
> Did you have to scramble to come up with that one?

No, he poached it.

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