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From: The Natural Philosopher on 24 Jan 2010 17:57 For taking years off my life since its normal to light at least one, if not two, cigarettes whilst waiting for ANY program associated with windows to load., Its half a pack to boot the bloody OS. Answers, on a postcard, to 'The Great Microsoft, Legal Health Risk Trust, Portland, Oregon'
From: Nuno J. Silva on 24 Jan 2010 18:10 The Natural Philosopher <tnp(a)invalid.invalid> writes: > For taking years off my life since its normal to light at least one, > if not two, cigarettes whilst waiting for ANY program associated with > windows to load., Its half a pack to boot the bloody OS. > > Answers, on a postcard, to 'The Great Microsoft, Legal Health Risk > Trust, Portland, Oregon' Some may argue that forcing you to smoke in front of the computer keeps smoke out of public places. But as many people are using mobile computers, their case is not that strong. -- Nuno J. Silva gopher://sdf-eu.org/1/users/njsg
From: Dan C on 24 Jan 2010 20:13 On Sun, 24 Jan 2010 22:57:11 +0000, The Natural Philosopher wrote: > For taking years off my life since its normal to light at least one, if > not two, cigarettes whilst waiting for ANY program associated with > windows to load., Its half a pack to boot the bloody OS. All that would prove would be that you're stupid. -- "Ubuntu" -- an African word, meaning "Slackware is too hard for me". "Bother!" said Pooh, as he wiped the vomit from his chin. Usenet Improvement Project: http://twovoyagers.com/improve-usenet.org/
From: The Natural Philosopher on 24 Jan 2010 21:21 Dan C wrote: > On Sun, 24 Jan 2010 22:57:11 +0000, The Natural Philosopher wrote: > >> For taking years off my life since its normal to light at least one, if >> not two, cigarettes whilst waiting for ANY program associated with >> windows to load., Its half a pack to boot the bloody OS. > > All that would prove would be that you're stupid. > > Well that proves you have no sense of humour, at least ;-)
From: Dan C on 24 Jan 2010 22:37
On Mon, 25 Jan 2010 02:21:20 +0000, The Natural Philosopher wrote: > Dan C wrote: >> On Sun, 24 Jan 2010 22:57:11 +0000, The Natural Philosopher wrote: >> >>> For taking years off my life since its normal to light at least one, >>> if not two, cigarettes whilst waiting for ANY program associated with >>> windows to load., Its half a pack to boot the bloody OS. >> >> All that would prove would be that you're stupid. >> >> > Well that proves you have no sense of humour, at least ;-) Lung cancer isn't funny. You'll see. -- "Ubuntu" -- an African word, meaning "Slackware is too hard for me". "Bother!" said Pooh, as he wiped the vomit from his chin. Usenet Improvement Project: http://twovoyagers.com/improve-usenet.org/ |