From: John McWilliams on
Mike Rosenberg wrote:
> Michelle Steiner <michelle(a)michelle.org> wrote:
>
>>> (Semi Mandatory Usenet Gratuitous Monty Python Reference)
>> That's better than the Spanish Inquisition.
>
> I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition.


NOBODY does........NOBODY!!
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From: Mike Rosenberg on
Michelle Steiner <michelle(a)michelle.org> wrote:

> > > > (Semi Mandatory Usenet Gratuitous Monty Python Reference)
> > >
> > > That's better than the Spanish Inquisition.
> >
> > I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition.
>
> Nobody...

Honestly, I really _was_ expecting it, but being a good straight man...

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From: Kevin McMurtrie on
In article <jwolf6589-1BDED3.06450620062010(a)nntp.charter.net>,
John <jwolf6589(a)NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote:

> Last night my roommates computer randomly would play music. It would do
> it on and off. After he come home he said he did not have any remote
> access setup, and he has no clue as to why it behaved this way.
>
> Is there some glitch in Snow Leopard or does anyone know why his mac
> behaved this way? He's using a MacBook with Snow Leopard. This is the
> only time that his computer has behaved this way. I noticed that when I
> tried to turn off the music his keyboard and mouse was unresponsive and
> so I just turned his machine off.
>
> John

I've seen music organization software like Twonky and Squezebox give the
whole world access by default.

It could also be that iTunes was already playing music from days ago but
was stuttering and stalling for its poorly written gapless playback scan.
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From: JF Mezei on
Kurt Ullman wrote:

>> having offended God by masturbating.
>
> Nah. That is when the keyboard gets all hairy... or so I've been told.


I must be doing something VERY wrong then. Instead of getting hairy, my
keyboard is fading. The "A" and "S" keys are now totally blank. The T N
and M keys are next to go.
From: JF Mezei on
Kurt Ullman wrote:

> Every sperm is sacred,
> every sperm is great,
> If a sperm is wasted,
> God gets quite irate.

Considering that if you do nothing, the sperm gets wasted anyways,
performing the pleasurable act that results in release of sperm ends up
being less wasteful than not doing it since it least you get a good
cardio vascular workout and some pleasure ouf of those sperms that would
get destroyed anyways if you didn't do anything.

On the other hand, when you know something is illegal, doing it is more
fun than when it is perfectly legal, so perhaps it is best to still say
masturbation is evil :-)