From: rwalker on
On Fri, 16 Jul 2010 10:38:29 -0700, John McWilliams
<jpmcw(a)comcast.net> wrote:

>The 'rule' works only in front of children or behind the backs of the
>adults, esp. if said dog is dropped on dirt or leaves. Back on the fire
>a few moments and the leaves get burned off; dirt obscured by flame.....
>
>Happy BBQing this weekend!

Brings back horrible childhood memories of having to eat burnt
weenies.
From: Bruce on
On Fri, 16 Jul 2010 17:42:57 -0400, "Neil Harrington"
<nobody(a)homehere.net> wrote:
>
>My mother told me that she had just watched a dog show on TV, in which the
>dogs were supposed to cross a large floor with a lot of hot dogs on it,
>coming directly to their handlers without touching the tasty treats to show
>how well disciplined they were. The weimaraner, she said, crossed the floor
>obediently, eyeing the treats but not stopping for any. But as soon as the
>dog reached its handler (presumably completing the mission as far as the dog
>was concerned), it turned, ran back and started gobbling up hot dogs.


Is that what you call a "dog eat dog" situation?

From: Neil Harrington on

"Bruce" <docnews2011(a)gmail.com> wrote in message
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> On Fri, 16 Jul 2010 17:42:57 -0400, "Neil Harrington"
> <nobody(a)homehere.net> wrote:
>>
>>My mother told me that she had just watched a dog show on TV, in which the
>>dogs were supposed to cross a large floor with a lot of hot dogs on it,
>>coming directly to their handlers without touching the tasty treats to
>>show
>>how well disciplined they were. The weimaraner, she said, crossed the
>>floor
>>obediently, eyeing the treats but not stopping for any. But as soon as the
>>dog reached its handler (presumably completing the mission as far as the
>>dog
>>was concerned), it turned, ran back and started gobbling up hot dogs.
>
>
> Is that what you call a "dog eat dog" situation?

Egg-zackly.


From: Neil Harrington on

"SneakyP" <48umofa02(a)WHITELISTONLYsneakemail.com> wrote in message
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> "Neil Harrington" <nobody(a)homehere.net> wrote in
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>>
>> "John McWilliams" <jpmcw(a)comcast.net> wrote in message
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>>> Neil Harrington wrote:
>>>> "Savageduck" <savageduck1@{REMOVESPAM}me.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:2010071608553484492-savageduck1(a)REMOVESPAMmecom...
>>>>> On 2010-07-16 08:43:04 -0700, "Neil Harrington"
>>>>> <nobody(a)homehere.net> said:
>
>>>>> So observe the 5 second rule for dropped dogs, and all should be
>>>>> well.
>>>
>>> The 'rule' works only in front of children or behind the backs of the
>>> adults,
>>
>> Or in front of adults who will believe anything. Dr. Isadore Rosenfeld
>> on TV recently addressed the fallacy, which apparently is widely
>> believed.
>
> http://dsc.discovery.com/videos/mythbusters-five-second-rule-minimyth.html
>
> You *CANT* forget The Mythbusters scientific* results

Well, since the Mythbusters busted it "scientifically," that settles it for
sure. :-)
>
>
>>
>>> esp. if said dog is dropped on dirt or leaves. Back on the fire a few
>>> moments and the leaves get burned off; dirt obscured by flame.....
>>>
>>> Happy BBQing this weekend!
>>
>> And to you, John!
>>
>>
>
> *- for various definitions of "scientific"
>
> --
> SneakyP
> To email me, you know what to do.
>


From: Peter on
"John McWilliams" <jpmcw(a)comcast.net> wrote in message
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> Neil Harrington wrote:
>> "Savageduck" <savageduck1@{REMOVESPAM}me.com> wrote in message
>> news:2010071608553484492-savageduck1(a)REMOVESPAMmecom...
>>> On 2010-07-16 08:43:04 -0700, "Neil Harrington" <nobody(a)homehere.net>
>>> said:
>>>
>>>> "John McWilliams" <jpmcw(a)comcast.net> wrote in message
>>>> news:i1lvnq$qom$1(a)news.eternal-september.org...
>>>>> krishnananda wrote:
>>>>>> In article <i1loqb$36i$2(a)news.eternal-september.org>,
>>>>>> John McWilliams <jpmcw(a)comcast.net> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Scotius wrote:
>>>>>>>> Why is it that camera lenses are round, but pictures are
>>>>>>>> square? Hmmm? Tell me that ya' smarteys!
>>>>>>> It's a mystery that'll never, ever be explained.
>>>>>> The Nikon 8mm 180-degree fisheye produces a circular image on
>>>>>> rectangular
>>>>>> film, as do other non-full-frame fisheyes.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> But a much more important question is why are hot dogs sold in packs
>>>>>> of
>>>>>> 10 but hot dog buns are sold in packs of 8?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> In philosophy this is known as the "Hot Dog Dilemma".
>>>>> Roger that! There is one theory that the average klutzy BBQer will
>>>>> drop
>>>>> two in front of the guests, and have to dispose of them in the garbage
>>>>> instead of putting 'em back on the grill.
>>>> Not if he believes in the Five Second Rule.
>>>>
>>>> I think it's a conspiracy between hot dog and bun makers to force
>>>> consumers
>>>> to buy more product. When the buns are used up the consumer has two hot
>>>> dogs
>>>> left over, and has to buy another package of buns. Then when the last
>>>> two
>>>> hot dogs are used he has six buns left over. And so on.
>>> Matching 8 packs of dogs & buns have been available for years. (Nathan's
>>> & Ball Park)
>>
>> I know. Still the original eight and ten arrangement looks like a
>> conspiracy to me. ;-)
>>
>>> So observe the 5 second rule for dropped dogs, and all should be well.
>
> The 'rule' works only in front of children or behind the backs of the
> adults, esp. if said dog is dropped on dirt or leaves. Back on the fire a
> few moments and the leaves get burned off; dirt obscured by flame.....
>
> Happy BBQing this weekend!
>


Since you're a stickler for rules. I must mention that you are talking about
grilling, not barbecuing. I've spent enough time in the South to know the
difference. :-)

--
Peter