From: Kulin Remailer on
"Rod Speed" <rod.speed.aaa(a)gmail.com> wrote in message
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> Don McKenzie wrote:
>> Tim Wescott wrote:
>>> On 07/02/2010 02:55 PM, Don McKenzie wrote:
>>>> New Microsoft Tech Makes Battery Changes a Breeze
>>>>
>>>> http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2365995,00.asp
>>>>
>>>> On Thursday, Microsoft announced a technology called InstaLoad,
>>>> which will allow you to insert a battery into electronic devices
>>>> any way you please.
>>>>
>>>> The InstaLoad technology will be licensed on a royalty-free basis,
>>>> Microsoft said. Duracell was named as a partner for the technology,
>>>> as well as several manaufacturers of electronic devices, including
>>>> ClearSound's hearing aids, NovaTac's LED flashlights, and Black
>>>> Diamond's headlamps for mountaineering.
>>>
>>> It doesn't quite meet the "not obvious" criteria -- it makes you
>>> wonder why Microsoft is even bothering with a patent.
>
>> Just wonder how tested against little children and preying fingers
>> they are.
>
> Just how many children do you know with preying fingers ?
>
>> Did Micro$oft test them to the nth degree like they did with Vista?
>> :-)
>
> Likely better than your proof reading.

That says a lot about your reading, Woddleypoo.

"little children and preying fingers"

And, a conjuction. HTH, you fuckstained retard.


From: Oldus Fartus on
Rod Speed wrote:
> Don McKenzie wrote:
>> Tim Wescott wrote:
>>> On 07/02/2010 02:55 PM, Don McKenzie wrote:
>>>> New Microsoft Tech Makes Battery Changes a Breeze
>>>>
>>>> http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2365995,00.asp
>>>>
>>>> On Thursday, Microsoft announced a technology called InstaLoad,
>>>> which will allow you to insert a battery into electronic devices
>>>> any way you please.
>>>>
>>>> The InstaLoad technology will be licensed on a royalty-free basis,
>>>> Microsoft said. Duracell was named as a partner for the technology,
>>>> as well as several manaufacturers of electronic devices, including
>>>> ClearSound's hearing aids, NovaTac's LED flashlights, and Black
>>>> Diamond's headlamps for mountaineering.
>>> It doesn't quite meet the "not obvious" criteria -- it makes you
>>> wonder why Microsoft is even bothering with a patent.
>
>> Just wonder how tested against little children and preying fingers they are.
>
> Just how many children do you know with preying fingers ?
>

G'day Rod. do you need a couple of whooooooshers to use?

I'm praying some of those prying fingers aren't preying on the unfortunate.

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From: Joe Pfeiffer on
"Rod Speed" <rod.speed.aaa(a)gmail.com> writes:

> Don McKenzie wrote:
>
>> Just wonder how tested against little children and preying fingers they are.
>
> Just how many children do you know with preying fingers ?

All of them...
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From: Paul Carpenter on
In article <v_DXn.495$lS1.131(a)newsfe12.iad>, altzone(a)gmail.com says...
> Don McKenzie wrote:
> > larwe wrote:
> >> On Jul 2, 5:55 pm, Don McKenzie <5...(a)2.5A> wrote:
> >>
> >>> http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2365995,00.asp
> >>>
> >>> On Thursday, Microsoft announced a technology called InstaLoad,
> >>> which will allow you to insert a battery into electronic devices
> >>> any way you please.
> >>
> >> People where I work are kicking themselves that we did not think of
> >> this. It's such an obvious idea.
> >
> > After sending this info onto to a few private associates, some didn't
> > understand how it worked, I found this page to be a much better
> > explanation:
> > http://www.microsoft.com/hardware/mouseandkeyboard/licensing/instaloadoverview.mspx
>
> Brilliant, just frigg'n brilliant!
> Surely someone has done it before, somewhere, in some obscure product?

Great another item to make items be REPLACED more often.

Considering the amount of battery operated equipment where I have had
to clean or re-bend the contacts to make it work, this looks like a
scheme with VERY flimsy mechanical mounting.

The actual forcing I have seen putting batteries in the RIGHT way
round in many pieces of equipment, tends to distort the terminals.

I don't see these terminals lasting more than 2 insertions, and for
quite a few pieces of equipment the extra tracks uses up space used by
other tracks/components on the other side. Generally the battery
compartment area is kept clear of tracks (possibly a ground plane)
to avoid ingress of foreign objects or knives to extract batteries.

This as usual may well make more problems than it causes, for
minimal benefit.


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From: Rod Speed on
Oldus Fartus wrote
> Rod Speed wrote
>> Don McKenzie wrote
>>> Tim Wescott wrote
>>>> Don McKenzie wrote

>>>>> New Microsoft Tech Makes Battery Changes a Breeze

>>>>> http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2365995,00.asp

>>>>> On Thursday, Microsoft announced a technology called InstaLoad,
>>>>> which will allow you to insert a battery into electronic devices
>>>>> any way you please.

>>>>> The InstaLoad technology will be licensed on a royalty-free basis,
>>>>> Microsoft said. Duracell was named as a partner for the
>>>>> technology, as well as several manaufacturers of electronic
>>>>> devices, including ClearSound's hearing aids, NovaTac's LED
>>>>> flashlights, and Black Diamond's headlamps for mountaineering.

>>>> It doesn't quite meet the "not obvious" criteria -- it makes you wonder why Microsoft is even bothering with a
>>>> patent.

>>> Just wonder how tested against little children and preying fingers they are.

>> Just how many children do you know with preying fingers ?

> G'day Rod. do you need a couple of whooooooshers to use?

Fraid not, Joyce.

> I'm praying some of those prying fingers aren't preying on the unfortunate.

Down, fart.