From: Andrew Usher on
On Feb 8, 3:27 pm, "Ken S. Tucker" <dynam...(a)vianet.on.ca> wrote:

> Knock knock, I'm trying to convert breast size cups into
> MeTric. What's 38D in MeTric?
> Anyone.

You can convert the band size from in to cm easily enough, cup sizes
don't convert and aren't terribly systematic to begin with. I say one
should measure the size of breasts by volume, in cubic inches of
course:

http://www.thebreastfiles.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=8501

> Example, I walk into a store to buy wifey a bra, and say
> it's a 38D, but then the service gal asks me for the MeTric
> equivalent, what is it?
> What's "D" in MeTric?

The same, or nearly so.

Andrew Usher
From: Andrew Usher on
On Feb 8, 7:09 pm, "Ostap S. B. M. Bender Jr."
<ostap_bender_1...(a)hotmail.com> wrote:

> > The word "mile" comes from the Latin "mille" and was a thousand
> > paces by marching Roman troops.
>
> That's 1.6 meters per step? Quite impressive!

We've told you that a pace is two steps. See Wikipedia:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pace_(length)

Andrew Usher
From: Andrew Usher on
On Feb 8, 8:56 pm, Matt <30d...(a)net.net> wrote:

> >It can't have been that useful, as it became obsolete. Is there even a
> >cubit in English units? I suppose it would just be half a yard,
> >following the Romans.
>
> If the pro-metric crowd gets their way, English units will become
> obsolete. Would their demise mean they "can't have been that useful?"

I meant that it became obsolete without any bureaucratic compulsion.

Andrew Usher
From: Andrew Usher on
On Feb 8, 9:50 pm, "Ostap S. B. M. Bender Jr."
<ostap_bender_1...(a)hotmail.com> wrote:

> > In any event, it's a completely dishonest tactic that you ignore my
> > real essay in favor of your silly ridicule. The point is the SI mafia
> > whose only purpose is to impose SI units everywhere.
>
> No, no. I agree. We should keep the Imperial system, which is "an
> unfortunate result of trying to put the Anglo-Saxon distance units
> into the Roman-based system", and the "aberrant British units".
>
> Or do you propose to eliminate all units that come from Britain and
> just keep the God-given American system, which has been given to us
> not by Brits but by Native Americans?

As I already stated - and you no doubt read - I prefer we should use
the British volume units but the US weight units. Of course
computations of volume should be in cubic inches or cubic feet for
simplicity - only commercial products need use the gallon, etc.

Andrew Usher
From: Andrew Usher on
On Feb 9, 3:23 am, Martin Brown <|||newspam...(a)nezumi.demon.co.uk>
wrote:

> >> Have you ever converted metric in a chemistry lab?
>
> > A (aqueous) chemistry lab is a cherry-picked environment for arguing
> > the merits of the metric system. The density of water is quite
> > important there. Not so much in a metallurgy lab. The  density of iron
> > is expressed no more conveniently in metric (7.874 g/cm^3) than
> > English units (491.6 lb/ft^3).
>
> The relevance becomes very obvious if you want to work out the weight of
> a larger or smaller amount. In metric 1km^3 or 1mm^3 requires only a
> quick shift in the decimal point.

Such 'quick shifts' are a common source of errors. Of course, you can
do it by calculator or computer, but that also makes working with
English units' conversion factors easy.

> > Currency is decimalized; it isn't metric. And its base unit isn't
> > rigidly defined, else prices wouldn't change over time.
>
> I reckon you should be forced back to English money too with 240 pennies
> in a dollar 12 pence in a shilling etc. It is much more in keeping with
> these other arcane units of measurement.

There's really no problem with non-decimal money, but inflation has
made the old values irrelevant.

Andrew Usher