From: Uncle Al on
Sam Wormley wrote:
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> > WHAT�S NEW Robert L. Park Friday, May 14, 2010 Washington, DC
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> > 2. HOLY WATER: SHOULD A PRIEST ALSO BLESS THE CONTAMINENTS?
> > After all, the Presidents Cancer Panel finds BPA, which is said to have
> > estrogenic effects, to be present in numerous consumer products. It�s
> > detectable at biologically active levels in the urine of an estimated 93%
> > of Americans. BPA is used to harden plastics including water and baby
> > bottles. Canada banned its use in baby bottles and infant formula cans in
> > 2008, and a number of U.S. municipalities are set to follow suit. Has
> > anyone identified a reduction in Canadian cancers as a result of the ban?
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Has the Ozone Hole changed after 40 years of Freon bans? Management
is about process nto product. If you want a man's blood you whip him
to make it flow.

> > The panel report
> > does not stop with suspected chemical carcinogens; it also includes a
> > warning against frequent medical x-ray use and even cell phones.
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Testicle-frying Homeland Severity x-ray booths at airports are
exempt. Cf: 4th Amendment whining about constitutionally illegal
warrantless search and seizure. A Muslim using cash to buy a one-way
trip to Pakistan "fell through the cracks." Good thing he was too
stooopid to light a fuse to set off a NY Times Square car bomb. Faith
only takes you so far.

> > 4. ISS: ANOTHER STUDY IN HOW NOT TO DO SCIENCE.
> > This peculiar issue of WN wouldn't be complete without mentioning the
> > International Space Station. They are rushing to launch the shuttle to the
> > ISS today, before the Russians take over that part of the job. One of
> > these days Earth will have to worry about getting it down safely.
> > Meanwhile, it was an expensive lesson in how not to do science

The Shire of Esperance should tunnel 1000 feet underground. Take
pictures of the Uluru (Ayers Rock) monolith before it is thumped to
aggregate.

Uncle Al proposes building a second, identical International Space
Station Freedom FUBAR Space Hole One Alpha in counterorbit. All one
need do is hit them head on, canceling all momentum for both, and the
pieces will harmlessly flutter straight down onto Ponca City, OK for
retrieval and reassembly at the US Space & Rocket Center, Huntsville,
AL.

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