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From: Uncle Al on 29 May 2010 10:39
Sam Wormley wrote:
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> > WHAT�S NEW Robert L. Park Friday, May 28, 2010 Washington, DC
[snip]

> > 2. GUSHER: ENVIRONMENTAL IMPACT IS ELEVATED TO A "CATASTROPHE."
> > The President went on television yesterday to assure everyone that he�s in
> > charge. At this point no one is contesting him for the honor. After top
> > kill failed, BP tried "junk shot", the last arrow in their quiver. Same
> > result. BP then resumed "top kill." It looks better to be seen doing
> > something, even if it doesn't work.
[snip]

The EPA is sending a junior inspector with an 18-wheeler to the Gulf
of Mexico. Rumor has it that BP wants to dispose of bales of Ben
Franklins to a proper Federal waste contractor. Let is all hope and
pray that it does not collide with the OSHA 18-wheeler returning
full. We now know that all drilling rig ladders meet OSA specs for
knots/linear foot. Every steel and aluminum ladder was inspected.
Some were even inspected twice when the Ben Franklin cert was not
intially forthcoming.

> > 5. ANTIMATTER: NOW AVAILABLE ON-DEMAND.
[snip]

KCl salt substitute on your grocery shelf has a positron decay
channel.

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