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From: IanM on 2 Dec 2009 13:46 PeterD wrote: > On Wed, 2 Dec 2009 16:21:16 -0000, "invalid" <invalid(a)invalid.invalid> > wrote: > >> "PeterD" <peter2(a)hipson.net> wrote in message >> news:4bsch597vk8d8hve55usli90i45ntqomn0(a)4ax.com... >>> On Tue, 01 Dec 2009 11:16:59 -0800, "Paul Hovnanian P.E." >>> <paul(a)hovnanian.com> wrote: >>>> What does the Koran say about off-topic posts? >>> Doesn't is say that you get turned into a virgin? >> Which raises the point as to how those 72 virgins in heaven feel >> about being allocated as shagging-fodder? >> > > 1. It appears they are recycling the virgins. > 2. No one says anythign about virgin gender. > 3. No one says that there is a shortage of virgin sheep anyway. > 4. If there is a virgin sheep problem, then I'm sure virgin camels are > available. Dont forget the rest of it:- 5. Owing to the current shortage of camels, which have mostly been thrown out of Paradise for displaying their evil temper, the managment have arranged a bulk order of virgin porcupines for your comfort and convenience. 6. Virgin pigs are still in plentiful supply . . . -- Ian Malcolm. London, ENGLAND. (NEWSGROUP REPLY PREFERRED) ianm[at]the[dash]malcolms[dot]freeserve[dot]co[dot]uk [at]=@, [dash]=- & [dot]=. *Warning* HTML & >32K emails --> NUL:
From: invalid on 2 Dec 2009 13:57 "PeterD" <peter2(a)hipson.net> wrote in message news:50cdh55259ht85k0d1c9vibtgefbo969gb(a)4ax.com... > 4. If there is a virgin sheep problem, then I'm sure virgin camels are > available. Q. Why is the camel called the ship-of-the-desert? A. Because it's full of Arab seamen!
From: Rich Grise on 2 Dec 2009 15:35 On Wed, 02 Dec 2009 13:21:57 -0500, PeterD wrote: > 4. If there is a virgin sheep problem, then I'm sure virgin > camels are available. Most of the guys just ride her downtown to the whorehouse. ;-) Cheers! Rich
From: Spehro Pefhany on 2 Dec 2009 16:08 On Wed, 02 Dec 2009 13:21:57 -0500, PeterD <peter2(a)hipson.net> wrote: >On Wed, 2 Dec 2009 16:21:16 -0000, "invalid" <invalid(a)invalid.invalid> >wrote: > >>"PeterD" <peter2(a)hipson.net> wrote in message >>news:4bsch597vk8d8hve55usli90i45ntqomn0(a)4ax.com... >>> On Tue, 01 Dec 2009 11:16:59 -0800, "Paul Hovnanian P.E." >>> <paul(a)hovnanian.com> wrote: >>>>What does the Koran say about off-topic posts? >>> Doesn't is say that you get turned into a virgin? >> >>Which raises the point as to how those 72 virgins in heaven feel >>about being allocated as shagging-fodder? >> > >1. It appears they are recycling the virgins. >2. No one says anythign about virgin gender. >3. No one says that there is a shortage of virgin sheep anyway. >4. If there is a virgin sheep problem, then I'm sure virgin camels are >available. Where are all those heavenly harps made? Some kind of heavenly Dickensian metalworking sweatshop? I remember a (hopefully apocryphal) story of a Westerner asking a Japanese person when the dead were going to rise from their graves to enjoy the rice and oranges that were left there. The answer was that it would be the same time the Westerner's deceased loved ones rose to smell their flowers.
From: Baron on 2 Dec 2009 17:15
invalid wrote: > "PeterD" <peter2(a)hipson.net> wrote in message > news:50cdh55259ht85k0d1c9vibtgefbo969gb(a)4ax.com... >> 4. If there is a virgin sheep problem, then I'm sure virgin camels >> are available. > > Q. Why is the camel called the ship-of-the-desert? > A. Because it's full of Arab seamen! Good one ! -- Best Regards: Baron. |