From: Ian Gregory on
On 2010-05-19, Mike Rosenberg <mikePOST(a)TOGROUPmacconsult.com> wrote:
> Matthew Russotto <russotto(a)grace.speakeasy.net> wrote:
>
>> Maybe. But a weak deity with an ego problem is still a deity, and as
>> such is way stronger than me. So I will believe in any deity who
>> informs me of his/her/its rule to that effect. Of course, I will
>> require authentication; any deity should have no problem coming up
>> with a form which will satisfy me.
>
> Yesterday as I was driving home, I saw a sign reading "Car Wash for
> Jesus." Now I'm wondering why Jesus needs a car wash, or a car.

Jesus drives a purple Lamborghini:

<http://groups.google.com/group/alt.discordia/msg/78ce7344cfb02dd7>

Ian

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