From: T i m on
On Sat, 14 Nov 2009 07:30:10 +0000, Chris Ridd <chrisridd(a)mac.com>
wrote:

>On 2009-11-14 06:54:43 +0000, Peter Ceresole said:
>
>> Chris Ridd <chrisridd(a)mac.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Someone tried to mug me on the way home, which was interesting...
>>
>> You can't leave it there... Was this at the dubious King's Cross end? Or
>> in the salubrious Sarf West?
>
>It as in Hampton! I trained to Richmond and got the bus, and nearish
>home the bloke behind me demanded my phone. I said it wasn't a phone
>(it my my touch) and no he couldn't have it. We repeated this a couple
>of times and I walked over to the driver's end of the bus and they got
>off.
>
Didn't someone actually get mugged on the way home from a previous
clique-meet?

Maybe you were followed ... they see a group of softies [1] flashing
loads of Apple bling ... ?

Glad all was ok though.

T i m

[1] Except Peter "The crusher" Ceresole of course. ;-)


From: Pd on
Chris Ridd <chrisridd(a)mac.com> wrote:

> On 2009-11-14 06:54:43 +0000, Peter Ceresole said:
>
> > Chris Ridd <chrisridd(a)mac.com> wrote:
> >
> >> Someone tried to mug me on the way home, which was interesting...
> >
> > You can't leave it there... Was this at the dubious King's Cross end? Or
> > in the salubrious Sarf West?
>
> It as in Hampton! I trained to Richmond and got the bus, and nearish
> home the bloke behind me demanded my phone. I said it wasn't a phone
> (it my my touch) and no he couldn't have it. We repeated this a couple
> of times and I walked over to the driver's end of the bus and they got
> off.

Well fended.

I was walking down the high street in Tauranga one sunny afternoon when
I was suddenly surrounded by a group of yobs, the biggest of whom said
"Giz your leather jacket."
I thought it was funny and laughed, so he leaned in closer and tried to
be all menacing and said again "Giz your jacket."
I said "No, you give me your trousers."
He said "What??"
"Giz yer trousers first" says I.
They all look at each other confusedly, I push through and walk away.

A week later a guy was stabbed to death after his girlfriend refused to
hand over her leather jacket in a similar confrontation.

I guess I was just lucky.

--
Pd
From: Chris Ridd on
On 2009-11-14 15:24:13 +0000, Pd said:

> Chris Ridd <chrisridd(a)mac.com> wrote:
>
>> On 2009-11-14 06:54:43 +0000, Peter Ceresole said:
>>
>>> Chris Ridd <chrisridd(a)mac.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Someone tried to mug me on the way home, which was interesting...
>>>
>>> You can't leave it there... Was this at the dubious King's Cross end? Or
>>> in the salubrious Sarf West?
>>
>> It as in Hampton! I trained to Richmond and got the bus, and nearish
>> home the bloke behind me demanded my phone. I said it wasn't a phone
>> (it my my touch) and no he couldn't have it. We repeated this a couple
>> of times and I walked over to the driver's end of the bus and they got
>> off.

(Apologies for the rubbish typing there.)

>
> Well fended.
>
> I was walking down the high street in Tauranga one sunny afternoon when
> I was suddenly surrounded by a group of yobs, the biggest of whom said
> "Giz your leather jacket."
> I thought it was funny and laughed, so he leaned in closer and tried to
> be all menacing and said again "Giz your jacket."
> I said "No, you give me your trousers."
> He said "What??"
> "Giz yer trousers first" says I.
> They all look at each other confusedly, I push through and walk away.

Excellent. I can imagine their confusion at being asked for a pair of
trousers from someone already wearing an excellently coloured pair.

> A week later a guy was stabbed to death after his girlfriend refused to
> hand over her leather jacket in a similar confrontation.
>
> I guess I was just lucky.

Erk. Me too. I wasn't paying much attention to my surroundings, so I
doubt I'll be doing *that* again.
--
Chris