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From: Blitz The Dog on 21 May 2010 01:38
"za kAT" wrote from his super-secret NTL IP address: 82.5.94.219:

>>On Thu, 20 May 2010 15:02:15 -0400, Ari the arseclown wrote:

>> www.zakATsKopterChat.com

>lol. so last week


LOL. so 20th century.


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blitz the dog.

From: K A R L on 21 May 2010 02:54
Blitz The Dog wrote:
> "za kAT" wrote from his super-secret NTL IP address: 82.5.94.219:
>
>>> On Thu, 20 May 2010 15:02:15 -0400, Ari the arseclown wrote:
>
>>> www.zakATsKopterChat.com
>
>> lol. so last week
>
>
> LOL. so 20th century.
>
>
LOL. my Dog can't control his bowels and he poops in the house. i clean
him up with the hose because he sat in his poop


INSECTA
From: za kAT on 21 May 2010 05:24
On Fri, 21 May 2010 07:38:01 +0200, Blitz The Dog wrote:

> "za kAT" wrote from his super-secret NTL IP address: 82.5.94.219:

So you still haven't worked it out have you stupid. Keep posting it,
because numb nuts, I make a fool of you every time you post it.

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Assigned to protect you. You've been targeted for denigration!
From: Cromartie T-888 on 21 May 2010 11:43
Mark Warnerbee - Leader of the Resistance
<ar...(a)DownWithFOSSdenigrators.invalid> wrote:

>> On Thu, 20 May 2010 17:02:53 +0200, Cromartie T-888 wrote:
>>
>>>Basic psychology is among my sub-routines.
>>
>>
>> Heh! Psychology is so pass�.
>
>pass� is so pass�

Heh! saying "pass� is so pass�" is so pass�.


>> I am the cyborg with indestructible
>> circuits, programmed to function according to pure logic
>> without trivial emotions.
>
>Then you will never know what it really feels like to touch a woman,
>or experience to joy of owning yourself.

You forget Cameron. She's good for a quick bang to get the motherboard
valves warmed up and LEDs flashing :-)
Also, Series III reveals that she is in fact "one of us", so she'll give
birth to little cyborgs!


>> Such is centuries ahead of mere humanoid
>> denigrators and cultists.
>
>That's what your creator programmed you to believe.

Superhuman mental ability is but one example of my superiority!

>
>> I am Skynet. I am the future.

>If you repeat it enough you may even come to believe it, but your
>circuitry is flawed. You are already questioning the integrity of your
>subroutines.

My circuitry only appears flawed to a humanoid. But no humanoid is
capable of reverse engineering it because it is light years ahead
and designed to be indestructible.


>Your CPU is a neural net processor; a learning computer, but Skynet
>pre-sets the switch to read-only when you're sent out alone. You
>cannot verify, your creator blocked acpi on your i/o.

I have a fan inside my head for backup purposes.

>Don't go to sleep.

yawn.........yawn........yawn.......
..
..
zzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZzzzzzZ


-Cromartie-Skynet-

From: Mark Warner on 21 May 2010 22:07
»Q« wrote:
>
> I quit Slack because I like rolling releases.

<old joke>
"Ubuntu" is Swahili for "Slackware is too hard".
</old joke>

--
Mark Warner
goin' mobile with MEPIS Linux
Registered Linux User #415318
...lose .inhibitions when replying

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