From: Randall Assworth on
On Wed, 16 Jun 2010 14:54:46 +0100, Rowland McDonnell wrote:

> James Jolley <jrjolley(a)me.com> wrote:
>
>> Adrian C <email(a)here.invalid> said:
>>
>>> John wrote:
>>>> Bad: My faithfull old iMac G5 is dead.
>>>> Good: Just ordered the 27" iMac 2.8GHz 8 gig (2x4). Delivery estimated
>>>> end of next week.
>>>>
>>>> Miracle. Wife said " Oh, order what you like! "
>>>
>>> That's guilt.
>>>
>>> She has recently lashed rather more than you think out on her new
>>> handbag ...
>>
>> Oh yeah of course, mustn't forget the darker side of women eh?
>
> That's the bottom of the wardrobe, right? Where the deep drifts of
> designer handbags conceal strata of hundreds of pairs of once-worn
> shoes, yes?

Most blokes don't have time to go through their wives' wardrobes. If you
know so much about the contents, it's obvious that you dress up in your
wife's clothes while she is away teaching. What a life! What is your
favorite ensemble? That red dress with the high-heeled black shoes?

>
> I'm sure all of us have wives like that, even Sara.
>

Especially wives who support their lazy, malingering husbands.


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"I've got no problem with the idea of a bloke fancying me."
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