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From: Aleph on 25 Nov 2009 05:53 In article <c478f398-99db-4622-b954-594cff514219 @j24g2000yqa.googlegroups.com>, sent to sci.physics on Tue, 24 Nov 2009 23:53:24 -0800 (PST), Magnetic <magnetic.trap(a)yandex.ua> imparted these words of wisdom: > > > Yesterday, November 24, we tried to organize a meeting of protest > against CERN and Russian Academy of Sciences. But in 10 minutes we > were dismissed by militia. > Who'd have thought the Russian militia actually served a useful purpose. -- Aleph This article was posted to USENET, please reply in that manner. Emails to this account will be ignored.
From: Sam Wormley on 25 Nov 2009 09:21 Magnetic wrote: > CERN had made already 0.45 TeV collisions. > Now it can rise up the energy of collisions and luminosity. > The probability of magnetic trap creation will also grow. > I do not know the value of proper magnetic moment of x-boson, which is > a constituent part of magnetic hole. > Now I think that probability of Earth explosion, caused by growing > magnetic holes, are: > > 40% under 1.2 TeV; > 60% under 3.5 TeV; > 70% under 7 TeV. > You "think" or you "calculated"--Which is it?
From: Aleph on 29 Nov 2009 05:58 In article <69d3dd05-07b9-47aa-921c- 88feae51d80b(a)s20g2000yqd.googlegroups.com>, sent to sci.physics on Sun, 29 Nov 2009 00:46:03 -0800 (PST), Magnetic <magnetic.trap(a)yandex.ua> imparted these words of wisdom: > > The probability that you will be killed by CERN in the period of the > next day is about 3-5%. > The probability that you will be killed by CERN till December 25 is > about 30%. > Why Dec 25? What is the probability we will be alive on 20100101? Made up probabilities dont scare me. -- Aleph This article was posted to USENET, please reply in that manner. Emails to this account will be ignored.
From: Dr Ivan D. Reid on 29 Nov 2009 05:57 On Sun, 29 Nov 2009 00:46:03 -0800 (PST), Magnetic <magnetic.trap(a)yandex.ua> wrote in <69d3dd05-07b9-47aa-921c-88feae51d80b(a)s20g2000yqd.googlegroups.com>: > The probability that you will be killed by CERN in the period of the > next day is about 3-5%. Having just seen the development schedule, I'd say the probability of being killed by CERN in the next day is exactly zero! > The probability that you will be killed by CERN till December 25 is > about 30%. The probability of being killed by CERN by December 25th is exactly the same as that of being killed by CERN by December 20th. Merry Christmas! -- Ivan Reid, School of Engineering & Design, _____________ CMS Collaboration, Brunel University. Ivan.Reid@[brunel.ac.uk|cern.ch] Room 40-1-B12, CERN KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty".
From: WG on 29 Nov 2009 14:06
> The probability that you will be killed by CERN till December 25 is > about 30%. It has been shown that 93% of statistics are made up on the spot. |