From: Michael Cardell Widerkrantz on
If you liked Hackers and Where Wizards Stay Up Late, I recommend these:

- Life with UNIX: A guide for Everyone, Don Libes & Sandy Ressler.

ISBN-10: 0135366577
ISBN-13: 978-0135366578

- The Devouring Fungus, Karla Jennings

Computer folklore. Interesting tales.

- The UNIX-HATERS Handbook

I especially like Dennis Ritchie's anti-foreword, but a lot of the
other stuff is quite funny, although dated. Available online for free
these days:

http://www.cs.washington.edu/homes/weise/uhh-download.html

- The Jargon File

The originals:

http://jargon-file.org/archive/

GLS's published version "The Hacker's Dictionary", Harper & Row (ISBN
0-06-091082-8). It can be found in an online version:

http://jargon-file.org/archive/jargon-1.5.0.dos.txt

ESR's new version:

http://www.catb.org/esr/jargon/html/index.html

The last published version is "The New Hacker's Dictionary"
from MIT Press (ISBN 0-262-18154-1).

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From: Geoffrey S. Mendelson on
Thomas R. Kettler wrote:
> That explains why honeybees have been dying by the millions. People
> having been telling them they can't fly!
>
><http://www.greenearthfriend.com/2009/01/colony-collapse-disorder-ccd-hon
> eybees-dying-by-the-millions/>

They have been dying by the millions because of a disease they had
no immunity to. There is now a vaccine for it,

The same thing has happened in human history, look up the "black plague"
(100m dead in 1400), syphilis (1m dead in Europe between 1494-1546) and the
influenza pandemic (1918) (50m deaths).

Geoff.

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New word I coined 12/13/09, "Sub-Wikipedia" adj, describing knowledge or
understanding, as in he has a sub-wikipedia understanding of the situation.
i.e possessing less facts or information than can be found in the Wikipedia.
From: Warren Oates on
In article <hrqo46$enh$1(a)news.eternal-september.org>,
Charles Richmond <frizzle(a)tx.rr.com> wrote:

> Pessimist: Looks at the glass as half empty.
>
> Optimist: Looks at the glass as half full.
>
> Optometrist: Says "Does the glass look better this way, or this
> way... this way, or this way..."

Bureaucrat: That glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
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From: Walter Bushell on
In article
<michelle-C54688.23171004052010(a)62-183-169-81.bb.dnainternet.fi>,
Michelle Steiner <michelle(a)michelle.org> wrote:

> In article
> <7b6d8ba5-ffab-4d20-b345-7085cf663b13(a)b18g2000yqb.googlegroups.com>,
> Mensanator <mensanator(a)aol.com> wrote:
>
> > > That reminds me of the story about the guy who travels back in time to
> > > take Newton a calculator, thinking it would advance science. �He is in
> > > the process of demonstrating some things when the answer happens to
> > > be, "666." Newton does not take that one well at all.
> >
> > What was the problem? Summing the integers from 1 to 36?
>
> set x to 0
> repeat with i from 1 to 36
> set x to x + i
> end repeat

37*18

Sum of integers from 1 to n is ((n+1)*n)/2.

And you don't even need induction to prove it. hint n-1 +2 = n+1
etcetera.

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From: Walter Bushell on
In article <hrqno7$9q5$9(a)news.eternal-september.org>,
Charles Richmond <frizzle(a)tx.rr.com> wrote:

> Jennifer Usher wrote:
> >
> >
> > "Lewis" <g.kreme(a)gmail.com.dontsendmecopies> wrote in message
> > news:slrnhu16oe.2jll.g.kreme(a)ibook-g4.local...
> >
> >>> According to folklore the laws of aerodynamics prove that the bumblebee
> >>> should be incapable of flight but scientists never claimed that they had
> >>> evolved an anti-gravity organ or anything like that. It was always clear
> >>> that we simply didn't have an adequate grasp of aerodynamics, fluid
> >>> dynamics, biomechanics etc to explain such a complex phenomenon.
> >>
> >> It took Chaos theory to explain it, as I recall.
> >
> > Actually, the simple answer is, bumblebees don't study physics.
> >
> > The longer answer is a bit more complex and has to do with viscosity and
> > fluid dynamics:
> >
> > http://www.news.cornell.edu/releases/March00/APS_Wang.hrs.html
> >
>
> Right! Bumblebees fly because they do *not* study physics.
>
>
> And as Mark Twain said:
>
> "Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a
> misprint."

Same as chemistry or physics or electronic particularly back in the day
of vacuum tubes, or electrical wiring today.

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