From: Charles Richmond on
Joe Pfeiffer wrote:
> Michelle Steiner <michelle(a)michelle.org> writes:
>
>> In article <hruvjg$bvo$7(a)news.eternal-september.org>,
>> Charles Richmond <frizzle(a)tx.rr.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Two plus two equals five... for very large values of two.
>> No, for *sufficiently* large values of two. 2.251 is sufficiently large (in
>> applescript at least).
>>
>> round (2.251) + round (2.251) = 4
>> round (2.251 + 2.251) = 5
>>
>> (Applescript rounds numbers ending in .5 to the nearest even number unless
>> specified otherwise.)
>
> I would regard 2.251 as a *huge* value of two.

But you always *did* see the glass as half full...

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From: Nate Edel on
In alt.folklore.computers Michelle Steiner <michelle(a)michelle.org> wrote:
> I agree about Leibowitz, and The Forever War. I'll add the Foundation
> Trilogy (but not the sequels and prequels), Nightfall, Slan, The Weapon
> Shops of Isher, The World of Null-A, Stranger in a Strange Land, and a
> number of other Heinlein novels.

Surely you mean "Nightfall" ...? Good short story, but the novelization
that came later was a poor effort by either author's standards.

> And, despite almost universal opinion to the contrary, I include Heinlein's
> The Number of the Beast.

I liked Number of the Beast, but it helped, I think, to read it /after/
reading all of the complaints and the counterarguments about why it was
actually great.

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From: Gene Wirchenko on
On 6 May 2010 13:04:17 GMT, jmfbahciv <See.above(a)aol.com> wrote:

>Gene Wirchenko wrote:
>> On Tue, 04 May 2010 23:26:34 -0600, Joe Pfeiffer
>> <pfeiffer(a)cs.nmsu.edu> wrote:
>>
>>>Charles Richmond <frizzle(a)tx.rr.com> writes:
>>>>
>>>> Pessimist: Looks at the glass as half empty.
>>>>
>>>> Optimist: Looks at the glass as half full.
>>>>
>>>> Optometrist: Says "Does the glass look better this way, or this
>>>> way... this way, or this way..."
>>>
>>>Engineer: you know, that glass is twice as big as it needs to be....
>>
>> Real Engineer: "That glass is 1.9 times bigger than it needs to
>> be." (allowing for a tolerance)
>>
>
>Software engineer: Look at all that unused space!
(pause) Uh, I need a bigger glass.

(You missed the tail end of it, Barb.)

Sincerely,

Gene Wirchenko
From: Jennifer Usher on


"Patrick Scheible" <kkt(a)zipcon.net> wrote in message
news:w9zy6fwg68b.fsf(a)zipcon.net...
> Joe Pfeiffer <pfeiffer(a)cs.nmsu.edu> writes:
>
>> Walter Bushell <proto(a)panix.com> writes:
>>
>> > In article <758.813T1744T5065541(a)kltpzyxm.invalid>,
>> > "Charlie Gibbs" <cgibbs(a)kltpzyxm.invalid> wrote:
>> >
>> >> In article
>> >> <michelle-AE88DE.19010405052010(a)62-183-169-81.bb.dnainternet.fi>,
>> >> michelle(a)michelle.org (Michelle Steiner) writes:
>> >>
>> >> > In article <1068.812T2159T10235148(a)kltpzyxm.invalid>,
>> >> > "Charlie Gibbs" <cgibbs(a)kltpzyxm.invalid> wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> >>>>>> That's pretty good, considering that he will probably die
>> >> >>>>>> before
>> >> >>>>>> Cochrane will be born. Time travel, anyone?
>> >> >>>>>
>> >> >>>>> Maybe he is friends with the Doctor.
>> >> >>>>
>> >> >>>> Doctor Who?
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> Of course.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> No, he's on first.
>> >> >
>> >> > Who's on first?
>> >>
>> >> That's right.
>> >
>> > No Wright's on third.
>>
>> No, I Don't Know is on third.
>
> I don't give a darn.

Oh, he's the quarterback.

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Jennifer Usher

From: Warren Oates on
In article <hrvcnb$qfp$1(a)news.eternal-september.org>,
Peter Flass <Peter_Flass(a)Yahoo.com> wrote:

> Exactly, and I fully expect that relativity will be determined to be a
> special case of something else someday.

Creationism.
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