From: jmfbahciv on
Charles Richmond wrote:
> Joe Pfeiffer wrote:
>> Michelle Steiner <michelle(a)michelle.org> writes:
>>
>>> In article <hruvjg$bvo$7(a)news.eternal-september.org>,
>>> Charles Richmond <frizzle(a)tx.rr.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Two plus two equals five... for very large values of two.
>>> No, for *sufficiently* large values of two. 2.251 is sufficiently large
(in
>>> applescript at least).
>>>
>>> round (2.251) + round (2.251) = 4
>>> round (2.251 + 2.251) = 5
>>>
>>> (Applescript rounds numbers ending in .5 to the nearest even number unless
>>> specified otherwise.)
>>
>> I would regard 2.251 as a *huge* value of two.
>
> But you always *did* see the glass as half full...
>

Not if it contains beer.

/BAH
From: jmfbahciv on
Charles Richmond wrote:
> Gene Wirchenko wrote:
>> On Tue, 04 May 2010 23:26:34 -0600, Joe Pfeiffer
>> <pfeiffer(a)cs.nmsu.edu> wrote:
>>
>>> Charles Richmond <frizzle(a)tx.rr.com> writes:
>>>> Pessimist: Looks at the glass as half empty.
>>>>
>>>> Optimist: Looks at the glass as half full.
>>>>
>>>> Optometrist: Says "Does the glass look better this way, or this
>>>> way... this way, or this way..."
>>> Engineer: you know, that glass is twice as big as it needs to be....
>>
>> Real Engineer: "That glass is 1.9 times bigger than it needs to
>> be." (allowing for a tolerance)
>>
>
> Two plus two equals five... for very large values of two.
>
>
Or FORMAT statements which are too short.

/BAH
From: jmfbahciv on
Gene Wirchenko wrote:
> On 6 May 2010 13:04:17 GMT, jmfbahciv <See.above(a)aol.com> wrote:
>
>>Gene Wirchenko wrote:
>>> On Tue, 04 May 2010 23:26:34 -0600, Joe Pfeiffer
>>> <pfeiffer(a)cs.nmsu.edu> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Charles Richmond <frizzle(a)tx.rr.com> writes:
>>>>>
>>>>> Pessimist: Looks at the glass as half empty.
>>>>>
>>>>> Optimist: Looks at the glass as half full.
>>>>>
>>>>> Optometrist: Says "Does the glass look better this way, or this
>>>>> way... this way, or this way..."
>>>>
>>>>Engineer: you know, that glass is twice as big as it needs to be....
>>>
>>> Real Engineer: "That glass is 1.9 times bigger than it needs to
>>> be." (allowing for a tolerance)
>>>
>>
>>Software engineer: Look at all that unused space!
> (pause) Uh, I need a bigger glass.
>
> (You missed the tail end of it, Barb.)
>
Fixed in the next release.

/BAH
From: jmfbahciv on
Geoffrey S. Mendelson wrote:
> jmfbahciv wrote:
>>
>> then we invented the VAX, which sucked better.
>
> Or just more.

Nope.
>
> Meanwhile, there is a brand of vacuum cleaner from Oz called the VAX
> and one of their models is the Ultrixx.

Did they really do that?

/BAH
From: Ahem A Rivet's Shot on
On Thu, 06 May 2010 10:01:11 -0400
Walter Bushell <proto(a)panix.com> wrote:

> In article <hrtfov$o2$1(a)news.eternal-september.org>,
> Charles Richmond <frizzle(a)tx.rr.com> wrote:
>
> > Walter Bushell wrote:
> > > In article
> > > <michelle-C54688.23171004052010(a)62-183-169-81.bb.dnainternet.fi>,
> > > Michelle Steiner <michelle(a)michelle.org> wrote:
> > >
> > >> In article
> > >> <7b6d8ba5-ffab-4d20-b345-7085cf663b13(a)b18g2000yqb.googlegroups.com>,
> > >> Mensanator <mensanator(a)aol.com> wrote:
> > >>
> > >>>> That reminds me of the story about the guy who travels back in
> > >>>> time to take Newton a calculator, thinking it would advance
> > >>>> science. He is in the process of demonstrating some things when
> > >>>> the answer happens to be, "666." Newton does not take that one
> > >>>> well at all.
> > >>> What was the problem? Summing the integers from 1 to 36?
> > >> set x to 0
> > >> repeat with i from 1 to 36
> > >> set x to x + i
> > >> end repeat
> > >
> > > 37*18
> > >
> > > Sum of integers from 1 to n is ((n+1)*n)/2.
> > >
> > > And you don't even need induction to prove it. hint n-1 +2 = n+1
> > > etcetera.
> > >
> >
> > Another "proof":
> >
> > 1 2 3 4 5 ..... (n-2) (n-1) n
> >
> > + n (n-1) (n-2) (n-3) (n-4) ..... 3 2 1
> >
> > ------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> > (n+1) (n+1) (n+1) (n+1) (n+1) ..... (n+1) (n+1) (n+1)
> >
> >
> > The "sum" line above has "n" number of (n+1), but adding those up
> > gives you *twice* the sum of (1..n). So divide by 2.
>
> That was the proof I had in mind, but you have to consider n even and
> odd, for example 1+3 is 4 but 2 has no match.

It makes no difference to the proof - put the numbers 1 to n in
columns forwards in one row and then in the next put them in columns in
reverse. Note that each column adds up to n+1 (trivial the colunm with m
on the top has n-m+1 on the bottom) and that the first two rows add up
to the sum you want and the row of column sums adds up to n*(n+1), so
twice the required sum is n*(n+1).

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