From: Jennifer Usher on


"Charles Richmond" <frizzle(a)tx.rr.com> wrote in message
news:hruvjg$bvo$7(a)news.eternal-september.org...
> Gene Wirchenko wrote:
>> On Tue, 04 May 2010 23:26:34 -0600, Joe Pfeiffer
>> <pfeiffer(a)cs.nmsu.edu> wrote:
>>
>>> Charles Richmond <frizzle(a)tx.rr.com> writes:
>>>> Pessimist: Looks at the glass as half empty.
>>>>
>>>> Optimist: Looks at the glass as half full.
>>>>
>>>> Optometrist: Says "Does the glass look better this way, or this
>>>> way... this way, or this way..."
>>> Engineer: you know, that glass is twice as big as it needs to be....
>>
>> Real Engineer: "That glass is 1.9 times bigger than it needs to
>> be." (allowing for a tolerance)
>>
>
> Two plus two equals five... for very large values of two.

Or very small values of five.

--
Jennifer Usher

From: Patrick Scheible on
Charles Richmond <frizzle(a)tx.rr.com> writes:

> Tom Harrington wrote:
> > In article <sehix-5388C3.11023105052010(a)5ad64b5e.bb.sky.com>,
> > Steve Hix <sehix(a)NOSPAMmac.comINVALID> wrote:
> >
> >> In article <slrnhu29n6.2eu.gsm(a)cable.mendelson.com>,
> >> "Geoffrey S. Mendelson" <gsm(a)cable.mendelson.com> wrote:
> >>
> >>> Thomas R. Kettler wrote:
> >>>> That explains why honeybees have been dying by the millions. People
> >>>> having been telling them they can't fly!
> >>>>
> >>>> <http://www.greenearthfriend.com/2009/01/colony-collapse-disorder-ccd-hon
> >>>> eybees-dying-by-the-millions/>
> >>> They have been dying by the millions because of a disease they had
> >>> no immunity to. There is now a vaccine for it,
> >> How in the world do you administer the vaccine to the little honeys?
> >
> > Tiny little syringes and a whole lot of patience.
> >
>
> ISTM that the vaccine would only have to be administered to the
> queen. Then every egg she laid and every bee produced would
> "inherit" the vaccine.

I have no idea about insects. But my mom had all the usual
vaccinations, but I still had to have them.

-- Patrick
From: Joe Pfeiffer on
Patrick Scheible <kkt(a)zipcon.net> writes:

> Joe Pfeiffer <pfeiffer(a)cs.nmsu.edu> writes:
>
>> Walter Bushell <proto(a)panix.com> writes:
>>
>> > In article <758.813T1744T5065541(a)kltpzyxm.invalid>,
>> > "Charlie Gibbs" <cgibbs(a)kltpzyxm.invalid> wrote:
>> >
>> >> In article
>> >> <michelle-AE88DE.19010405052010(a)62-183-169-81.bb.dnainternet.fi>,
>> >> michelle(a)michelle.org (Michelle Steiner) writes:
>> >>
>> >> > In article <1068.812T2159T10235148(a)kltpzyxm.invalid>,
>> >> > "Charlie Gibbs" <cgibbs(a)kltpzyxm.invalid> wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> >>>>>> That's pretty good, considering that he will probably die before
>> >> >>>>>> Cochrane will be born. Time travel, anyone?
>> >> >>>>>
>> >> >>>>> Maybe he is friends with the Doctor.
>> >> >>>>
>> >> >>>> Doctor Who?
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> Of course.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> No, he's on first.
>> >> >
>> >> > Who's on first?
>> >>
>> >> That's right.
>> >
>> > No Wright's on third.
>>
>> No, I Don't Know is on third.
>
> I don't give a darn.

Shortstop.
(I once played the manager in this routine)
--
As we enjoy great advantages from the inventions of others, we should
be glad of an opportunity to serve others by any invention of ours;
and this we should do freely and generously. (Benjamin Franklin)
From: Joe Pfeiffer on
Michelle Steiner <michelle(a)michelle.org> writes:

> In article <hruvjg$bvo$7(a)news.eternal-september.org>,
> Charles Richmond <frizzle(a)tx.rr.com> wrote:
>
>> Two plus two equals five... for very large values of two.
>
> No, for *sufficiently* large values of two. 2.251 is sufficiently large (in
> applescript at least).
>
> round (2.251) + round (2.251) = 4
> round (2.251 + 2.251) = 5
>
> (Applescript rounds numbers ending in .5 to the nearest even number unless
> specified otherwise.)

I would regard 2.251 as a *huge* value of two.
--
As we enjoy great advantages from the inventions of others, we should
be glad of an opportunity to serve others by any invention of ours;
and this we should do freely and generously. (Benjamin Franklin)
From: Peter Flass on
Tim Streater wrote:
> Newtons Laws can be derived from Einstein anyway, as a special case
> where gravity is weak (i.e. not near a body the mass of the Sun or
> greater).
>

Exactly, and I fully expect that relativity will be determined to be a
special case of something else someday.