From: Jim Thompson on
This wet (and cold) winter, due to global warming ;-) has left us here
in AZ over-run with gnats as the weather warms up.

They're even getting into the house.

Any convenient solutions?

...Jim Thompson
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From: Baron on
Jim Thompson Inscribed thus:

> This wet (and cold) winter, due to global warming ;-) has left us here
> in AZ over-run with gnats as the weather warms up.
>
> They're even getting into the house.
>
> Any convenient solutions?
>
> ...Jim Thompson
Fly Spray ! ;-)

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Best Regards:
Baron.
From: Tim Wescott on
Jim Thompson wrote:
> This wet (and cold) winter, due to global warming ;-) has left us here
> in AZ over-run with gnats as the weather warms up.
>
> They're even getting into the house.
>
> Any convenient solutions?

Call your local police force, and complain that the gnats are illegal
immigrants.

When they get there, demand to see birth certificates (be sure to have
yours handy).

--
Tim Wescott
Control system and signal processing consulting
www.wescottdesign.com
From: ian field on

"Jim Thompson" <To-Email-Use-The-Envelope-Icon(a)On-My-Web-Site.com> wrote in
message news:5kv8t5t1olbu8avqhonkdtrn15atkduils(a)4ax.com...
> This wet (and cold) winter, due to global warming ;-) has left us here
> in AZ over-run with gnats as the weather warms up.
>
> They're even getting into the house.
>
> Any convenient solutions?

If a swarm forms indoors, suck them up with a dust buster vacuum cleaner -
squirt some fly spray into the nozzle before switching off, otherwise
they'll just fly back out again.


From: Jim Thompson on
On Sun, 25 Apr 2010 11:12:33 -0700, Tim Wescott <tim(a)seemywebsite.now>
wrote:

>Jim Thompson wrote:
>> This wet (and cold) winter, due to global warming ;-) has left us here
>> in AZ over-run with gnats as the weather warms up.
>>
>> They're even getting into the house.
>>
>> Any convenient solutions?
>
>Call your local police force, and complain that the gnats are illegal
>immigrants.
>
>When they get there, demand to see birth certificates (be sure to have
>yours handy).

Now! Now! Be nice! The law simply says that in addition to the
normal "show your driver's license" during a traffic stop or similar,
UPON SUSPICION, because you can't produce ID, the officer can ask if
you're a legal immigrant.

Personally I think, instead of jail time, we need to institute
"rock-pile" service... a year on the rock pile, particularly if
administered by Arpaio should stop this nonsense.

...Jim Thompson
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| James E.Thompson, CTO | mens |
| Analog Innovations, Inc. | et |
| Analog/Mixed-Signal ASIC's and Discrete Systems | manus |
| Phoenix, Arizona 85048 Skype: Contacts Only | |
| Voice:(480)460-2350 Fax: Available upon request | Brass Rat |
| E-mail Icon at http://www.analog-innovations.com | 1962 |

The only thing bipartisan in this country is hypocrisy