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From: ian field on 26 Apr 2010 13:54 "Michael A. Terrell" <mike.terrell(a)earthlink.net> wrote in message news:4BD5D022.8F3F2E22(a)earthlink.net... > > ian field wrote: >> >> "Michael A. Terrell" <mike.terrell(a)earthlink.net> wrote in message >> news:4BD5B17E.7D26CA91(a)earthlink.net... >> > >> > Jim Thompson wrote: >> >> >> >> Michael A. Terrell wrote: >> >> > >> >> > You're just waiting for 'someone' from D.C. to show up without the >> >> >proper papers, aren't you? ;-) >> >> >> >> Now! Now! You know that I'm quite prim and proper... bang! >> > >> > >> > Do you yell 'FORE' before taking your shot? ;-) >> >> Its fun to stand on the edge of a golf course and shout "SKIN" after >> anyone >> shouts "FORE". > > > If you say so. I prefer a freon powered sports horn, while they are > swinging their club. Drop wads of cotton wool soaked in ammonium-iodide and dried, into as many holes as possible before the game is due to start.
From: Michael A. Terrell on 26 Apr 2010 14:26 ian field wrote: > > "Michael A. Terrell" <mike.terrell(a)earthlink.net> wrote in message > news:4BD5D022.8F3F2E22(a)earthlink.net... > > > > ian field wrote: > >> > >> "Michael A. Terrell" <mike.terrell(a)earthlink.net> wrote in message > >> news:4BD5B17E.7D26CA91(a)earthlink.net... > >> > > >> > Jim Thompson wrote: > >> >> > >> >> Michael A. Terrell wrote: > >> >> > > >> >> > You're just waiting for 'someone' from D.C. to show up without the > >> >> >proper papers, aren't you? ;-) > >> >> > >> >> Now! Now! You know that I'm quite prim and proper... bang! > >> > > >> > > >> > Do you yell 'FORE' before taking your shot? ;-) > >> > >> Its fun to stand on the edge of a golf course and shout "SKIN" after > >> anyone > >> shouts "FORE". > > > > > > If you say so. I prefer a freon powered sports horn, while they are > > swinging their club. > > Drop wads of cotton wool soaked in ammonium-iodide and dried, into as many > holes as possible before the game is due to start. Or miniature bear traps that snap shut, when they try to retrieve their balls. -- Anyone wanting to run for any political office in the US should have to have a DD214, and a honorable discharge.
From: ian field on 26 Apr 2010 15:36 "Michael A. Terrell" <mike.terrell(a)earthlink.net> wrote in message news:4BD5DAEF.9323C884(a)earthlink.net... > > ian field wrote: >> >> "Michael A. Terrell" <mike.terrell(a)earthlink.net> wrote in message >> news:4BD5D022.8F3F2E22(a)earthlink.net... >> > >> > ian field wrote: >> >> >> >> "Michael A. Terrell" <mike.terrell(a)earthlink.net> wrote in message >> >> news:4BD5B17E.7D26CA91(a)earthlink.net... >> >> > >> >> > Jim Thompson wrote: >> >> >> >> >> >> Michael A. Terrell wrote: >> >> >> > >> >> >> > You're just waiting for 'someone' from D.C. to show up without >> >> >> > the >> >> >> >proper papers, aren't you? ;-) >> >> >> >> >> >> Now! Now! You know that I'm quite prim and proper... bang! >> >> > >> >> > >> >> > Do you yell 'FORE' before taking your shot? ;-) >> >> >> >> Its fun to stand on the edge of a golf course and shout "SKIN" after >> >> anyone >> >> shouts "FORE". >> > >> > >> > If you say so. I prefer a freon powered sports horn, while they are >> > swinging their club. >> >> Drop wads of cotton wool soaked in ammonium-iodide and dried, into as >> many >> holes as possible before the game is due to start. > > > Or miniature bear traps that snap shut, when they try to retrieve > their balls. Speaking of golfers, balls and bear traps......................
From: mpm on 26 Apr 2010 16:21 On Apr 26, 1:26 pm, "Michael A. Terrell" <mike.terr...(a)earthlink.net> wrote: > ian field wrote: > > > "Michael A. Terrell" <mike.terr...(a)earthlink.net> wrote in message > >news:4BD5D022.8F3F2E22(a)earthlink.net... > > > > ian field wrote: > > > >> "Michael A. Terrell" <mike.terr...(a)earthlink.net> wrote in message > > >>news:4BD5B17E.7D26CA91(a)earthlink.net... > > > >> > Jim Thompson wrote: > > > >> >> Michael A. Terrell wrote: > > > >> >> > You're just waiting for 'someone' from D.C. to show up without the > > >> >> >proper papers, aren't you? ;-) > > > >> >> Now! Now! You know that I'm quite prim and proper... bang! > > > >> > Do you yell 'FORE' before taking your shot? ;-) > > > >> Its fun to stand on the edge of a golf course and shout "SKIN" after > > >> anyone > > >> shouts "FORE". > > > > If you say so. I prefer a freon powered sports horn, while they are > > > swinging their club. > > > Drop wads of cotton wool soaked in ammonium-iodide and dried, into as many > > holes as possible before the game is due to start. > > Or miniature bear traps that snap shut, when they try to retrieve > their balls. > > -- > Anyone wanting to run for any political office in the US should have to > have a DD214, and a honorable discharge.- Hide quoted text - > > - Show quoted text - You know it's a slow day around SED when we get 50 comments on Thompson's gnats!! :) -mpm
From: Robert Macy on 26 Apr 2010 17:00
On Apr 26, 1:21 pm, mpm <mpmill...(a)aol.com> wrote: > On Apr 26, 1:26 pm, "Michael A. Terrell" <mike.terr...(a)earthlink.net> > wrote: > > > > > > > ian field wrote: > > > > "Michael A. Terrell" <mike.terr...(a)earthlink.net> wrote in message > > >news:4BD5D022.8F3F2E22(a)earthlink.net... > > > > > ian field wrote: > > > > >> "Michael A. Terrell" <mike.terr...(a)earthlink.net> wrote in message > > > >>news:4BD5B17E.7D26CA91(a)earthlink.net... > > > > >> > Jim Thompson wrote: > > > > >> >> Michael A. Terrell wrote: > > > > >> >> > You're just waiting for 'someone' from D.C. to show up without the > > > >> >> >proper papers, aren't you? ;-) > > > > >> >> Now! Now! You know that I'm quite prim and proper... bang! > > > > >> > Do you yell 'FORE' before taking your shot? ;-) > > > > >> Its fun to stand on the edge of a golf course and shout "SKIN" after > > > >> anyone > > > >> shouts "FORE". > > > > > If you say so. I prefer a freon powered sports horn, while they are > > > > swinging their club. > > > > Drop wads of cotton wool soaked in ammonium-iodide and dried, into as many > > > holes as possible before the game is due to start. > > > Or miniature bear traps that snap shut, when they try to retrieve > > their balls. > > > -- > > Anyone wanting to run for any political office in the US should have to > > have a DD214, and a honorable discharge.- Hide quoted text - > > > - Show quoted text - > > You know it's a slow day around SED when we get 50 comments on > Thompson's gnats!! :) > > -mpm one last one! Bill Gates Foundation is on an anti-malaria campaign. Their 'green' solution is to use a laser to zap little critters after detecting they've crossed some plane of detection. Apparently, the prototype works well. Sounds more entertaining than a boring ol' bug light! |