I Have The Solution To The Oil Leak
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From: Brad Guth on 11 May 2010 15:50 On May 11, 12:43 pm, bert <herbertglazie...(a)msn.com> wrote: > On May 11, 3:34 pm, "Hagar" <ha...(a)sahm.name> wrote: > > > > > "Xan Du" <xan...(a)yahoo.com> wrote in message > > >news:hscbcv$4ol$1(a)news.eternal-september.org... > > > > On 5/11/2010 3:22 PM, HardySpicer wrote: > > >> On May 12, 5:39 am, HVAC<mr.h...(a)gmail.com> wrote: > > >>> Here it is......... > > > >>> We nuke the leak. > > > >>> A five megaton nuke should get the job done. > > > >>> Like cauterizing a bleeding vein. > > > >>> Problem solved. > > > >> Yep and the East coast of the US while we're at it. Two problems > > >> solved at once. > > > > Here's a fun game. Let's all pick the one state we'd most like to nuke, > > > and why. Repeats are ok, but let's see if we can get at least one vote > > > for each state. > > > > I'll start. Utah. As the resident ex-Mormon in a.a., this should be > > > obvious. > > > > -Xan > > > Let's start with China, then, because you multiply like rats.- Hide quoted text - > > > - Show quoted text - > > China is best for we owe these commies big bucks Trebert They'll only make us pay double, plus interest. Besides, we don't have enough nukes to kill them all, especially when those in charge are seldom in China to begin with. Thanks to this internet, the true wealth and power of China can be remote managed from anywhere on Earth, or even from orbit. ~ BG
From: V on 11 May 2010 15:53 On Tue, 11 May 2010 12:12:57 -0700 (PDT), "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana and Chief of Quixotic Enterprises" <nolionnoproblem(a)yahoo.com> wrote: >On May 11, 2:51�pm, Brad Guth <bradg...(a)gmail.com> wrote: >> On May 11, 11:46�am, UseNetO...(a)t-online.de wrote: >> >> > On Tue, 11 May 2010 10:39:57 -0700 (PDT), HVAC <mr.h...(a)gmail.com> >> > wrote: >> >> > >A five megaton nuke should get the job done. >> >> > No, you need just four megatons: >> > One megaton for Texas, one for Louisiana, one for Alabama, one for >> > Florida, would be enough. >> >> But we need to make those as false flagged, so that only Muslims get >> blamed. >> >> �~ BG > >The oil spill was a sign of God for the Christians. I hope they know >how to interpret it. Heh. Just like Darpa's missing Falcon. :) --- news://freenews.netfront.net/ - complaints: news(a)netfront.net ---
From: Brad Guth on 11 May 2010 16:07 On May 11, 12:53 pm, V <n...(a)none.com> wrote: > On Tue, 11 May 2010 12:12:57 -0700 (PDT), "His Highness the > TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana and Chief of Quixotic Enterprises" > > > > <nolionnoprob...(a)yahoo.com> wrote: > >On May 11, 2:51 pm, Brad Guth <bradg...(a)gmail.com> wrote: > >> On May 11, 11:46 am, UseNetO...(a)t-online.de wrote: > > >> > On Tue, 11 May 2010 10:39:57 -0700 (PDT), HVAC <mr.h...(a)gmail.com> > >> > wrote: > > >> > >A five megaton nuke should get the job done. > > >> > No, you need just four megatons: > >> > One megaton for Texas, one for Louisiana, one for Alabama, one for > >> > Florida, would be enough. > > >> But we need to make those as false flagged, so that only Muslims get > >> blamed. > > >> ~ BG > > >The oil spill was a sign of God for the Christians. I hope they know > >how to interpret it. > > Heh. Just like Darpa's missing Falcon. > > :) > > --- news://freenews.netfront.net/ - complaints: n...(a)netfront.net --- That was a basic human screw-up. God was busy elsewhere, making sure that humanity never gets anything right. ~ BG
From: V on 11 May 2010 16:20 On Tue, 11 May 2010 13:07:43 -0700 (PDT), Brad Guth <bradguth(a)gmail.com> wrote: >On May 11, 12:53�pm, V <n...(a)none.com> wrote: >> On Tue, 11 May 2010 12:12:57 -0700 (PDT), "His Highness the >> TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana and Chief of Quixotic Enterprises" >> >> >> >> <nolionnoprob...(a)yahoo.com> wrote: >> >On May 11, 2:51�pm, Brad Guth <bradg...(a)gmail.com> wrote: >> >> On May 11, 11:46�am, UseNetO...(a)t-online.de wrote: >> >> >> > On Tue, 11 May 2010 10:39:57 -0700 (PDT), HVAC <mr.h...(a)gmail.com> >> >> > wrote: >> >> >> > >A five megaton nuke should get the job done. >> >> >> > No, you need just four megatons: >> >> > One megaton for Texas, one for Louisiana, one for Alabama, one for >> >> > Florida, would be enough. >> >> >> But we need to make those as false flagged, so that only Muslims get >> >> blamed. >> >> >> �~ BG >> >> >The oil spill was a sign of God for the Christians. I hope they know >> >how to interpret it. >> >> Heh. �Just like Darpa's missing Falcon. >> >> :) >> >> --- news://freenews.netfront.net/ - complaints: n...(a)netfront.net --- > >That was a basic human screw-up. God was busy elsewhere, making sure >that humanity never gets anything right. How would you like your grapes served to you -- freshly sour from the vine or fermented? --- news://freenews.netfront.net/ - complaints: news(a)netfront.net ---
From: Father Haskell on 11 May 2010 16:26
On May 11, 1:39 pm, HVAC <mr.h...(a)gmail.com> wrote: > Here it is......... > > We nuke the leak. > > A five megaton nuke should get the job done. > > Like cauterizing a bleeding vein. > > Problem solved. That just blows the lid off the well and makes an even bigger spill, sort of like popping a zit. |